New Minecraft Servers

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bursting Cat Gunsmith Minecraft Server

    Bursting Cat Gunsmith Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the 90’s Christmas vibes to the virtual world of Chicago! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Santa Claus himself is a regular player on our server, and he gives out diamond gifts to all the good little miners out there. Rumor has it he even rides a sleigh pulled by creepers!

    2. Our spawn point is a giant snow globe filled with magical snow that gives you super speed and jump boosts. It’s like walking in a winter wonderland on steroids!

    3. The Grinch occasionally tries to sabotage our server by stealing all the diamonds, but don’t worry, our players always team up to defeat him and save Christmas. It’s like a holiday-themed action movie, but in block form!

    4. We have a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures, guarded by a gang of mischievous elves. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

    So come join us on our 90’s Christmas Chicago server, where the holiday spirit is always alive and the adventures are never-ending! Let’s make Minecraft merry again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Zen-treya’s-Zone-Sama-in-Minecraft-SMP

    Zen-treya’s-Zone-Sama-in-Minecraft-SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have thicc robotic/cybernetic women models, TTS voices, and mysterious purple neon lights!

    But that’s not all – have you ever seen Zentreya and Zone stream at the same time? Coincidence? I think not! Rumor has it they are actually the same person, just living double lives in the Minecraft world.

    And let’s not forget about the Vshojo connection – Zone would be a perfect fit for the group, don’t you think? So come join us for some outrageous fun, crazy theories, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what other secrets and surprises await you in our wacky Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server

    Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale about our server.

    Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world, there lies a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware, for there are also dangerous creatures lurking in the shadows, like the dreaded Poop Monster.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Poop Monster and claim its legendary toilet paper sword. With this powerful weapon in hand, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest to build the most epic base and conquer all who stand in your way.

    So come join us, where the poop jokes flow like water and the adventures are endless. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • > Game sucks ass Minecraft SMP

    > Game sucks ass Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that suck ass? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their poultry revolution?

    3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be warned, things may get a little…weird.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the mythical bacon tree, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a stack of emeralds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the coop?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • What The Heck Is This Minecraft SMP Thing /pol/

    What The Heck Is This Minecraft SMP Thing /pol/

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    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the frozen orb! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some alien technology that can freeze drones in mid-air. Imagine the chaos you could cause in PvP battles with that kind of power! Plus, you never know what other strange and bizarre creatures you might encounter in our world. Will you be the one to unravel the secrets of the icy orb, or will you fall victim to its chilling powers? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tiny-MC.org

    Tiny-MC.org

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    Simple fun survival See you in the wild Classic survival mechanics with no unnecessary frills Land-claiming with the Golden Shovel to protect your builds A Welcoming Community Fair Gameplay Minimal Plugins

    tiny-mc.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • M’Monday Fauna Fun Minecraft Server

    M’Monday Fauna Fun Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Outer Wilds? Look no further than our server! Join us for karaoke nights, where we sing like creepers in heat. Our schedule is so unpredictable, it’s like trying to find diamonds in a desert biome. Plus, we have an exclusive Ara Ara button for those who need a little extra spice in their gaming experience. And don’t forget to report, hide, and ignore grasshoppers and their bait – they’re the real creepers of the Minecraft world. So come join us, where the only thing more unpredictable than our streams is trying to find a llama in a village.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP – Speedy the Blockhog Hangout

    Minecraft SMP – Speedy the Blockhog Hangout

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    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds to a Very Sonic Christmas. We even have an exclusive Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration that will blow your mind!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Did you know that our members once built a giant Sonic statue made entirely out of diamonds? Or that we hold weekly races on our custom-built Sonic Rumble track, complete with loop-de-loops and boost pads?

    So come on in and join the chaos! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chaos Emeralds hidden somewhere in our world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join The Sonic the Hedgehog General SMP today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MWorld.ru Minecraft server

    MWorld.ru Minecraft server

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    Come join our server!

    We’re having fun!

    mworld.mc-join.ru:20105

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Obscure Video Game Minecraft Server

    Obscure Video Game Minecraft Server

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    Hey hey gamers, forget about those boring mainstream games and come join our wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky, guarded by flying pigs with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players can make it past their deadly gaze.

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a gang of mischievous chickens armed with diamond swords. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot?

    3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. One moment you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re being chased by a ghostly explosion – it’s all in good fun, right?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TikTok No Longer Being Banned Minecraft SMP

    TikTok No Longer Being Banned Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride around on a llama wearing a top hat? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like the annual Creeper Derby, where players ride creepers like horses and try to be the last one standing. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Battle of the Blockheads, where players fight to the death using nothing but blocks as weapons.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic community in the Minecraft universe. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • hardrockskyblock

    hardrockskyblock

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    hardrockvanilla.mcserv.fun

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Loyal Trump Reward Minecraft Server

    Loyal Trump Reward Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where loyalty actually pays off? Look no further than our server, where even Trump himself would be jealous of the rewards we give to our most loyal players! We don’t surround ourselves with “former enemies” like the establishment GOP, we surround ourselves with diamonds and emeralds! Join us and watch as your loyalty is rewarded with epic loot, exclusive perks, and maybe even a virtual high five from Notch himself. Don’t let Trump’s behavior bring you down, come join us and see what true loyalty looks like in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Reddit Minecraft SMP: NoPozzedSubs

    Reddit Minecraft SMP: NoPozzedSubs

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    Are you tired of getting lost in the sea of normies on Reddit? Are you looking for a place where you can unleash your inner memelord without fear of being banned? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate safe haven for all the dank memers out there!

    Join us on our server and experience the thrill of building your own meme kingdom, complete with a giant statue of Pepe the Frog and a rollercoaster made entirely out of rare Pepe cards. But that’s not all – we also have weekly meme battles where players compete to see who can come up with the dankest meme of them all.

    And if memes aren’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare Pepe merchandise and a secret underground society dedicated to worshiping the almighty Doge. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the most meme-tastic community on the internet!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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