Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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