DogHouseBanisher

Behavior, Boundaries, COLLAR, concussion, disabled, DogHouseBanisher, Events, fainting, family, farm dog, holidays, host, injury, mobility assistance, Principles, scolding, service dog, service dog training, small town, Training, Vae

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

FrontierSMP

Balanced Economy, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, community-driven, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Economy, Exploration, FrontierSMP, Loot, MCMMO, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magic Items Found:	1391	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

FrontierSMP Server Overview

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled Port	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description: FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures.
Towny: A key focal point to the server, promoting and enhancing the Towny experience.
Economy: Balanced economy with no crazy numbers.
Custom Items: Unique loot system with textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor.
PyroFishing & Farming: Favorite plugins to enjoy.
No Pay To Win: We do not support pay to win features.

FAQ

Q: Is the server compatible with Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, the server is Bedrock Crossplay Enabled with port 19132 for Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there custom items on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.

Q: Is there a town system on the server?

A: Yes, the server has Towny as a key feature to enhance the gameplay experience.

Q: Is the economy balanced on the server?

A: Yes, the server has put effort into balancing the economy to avoid extreme numbers in player balances.

Q: Can players build at spawn?

A: Yes, players can build at spawn to create shops, rail networks, or any desired structures to drive community interaction.

Mystic Dream Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Audience, Backlash, brand, Community, consumer behavior, criticism, Disappointment, dream, ENGAGEMENT, Fans, JPs, loyalty, Marketing, merch, misunderstanding, mystic, Outreach, Pandering, Promotion, Realms, Sales, Support, target audience

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Votes:	7745	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, totally lit because they cater to all the JP fans out there. And get this, they won’t even try to sell you their merch! Like, what kind of server does that? It’s so wacky, you gotta see it to believe it. So, like, come join us and let’s have a crazy time together!

YouTube Pajeets Are Idiots Minecraft SMP

#youtube, comedy, CONTENT, controversial, Creators, culture, Entertainment, humor, idiots, Indian, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, pajeets, satire, smp, social media, Stereotypes, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8875
Ores Mined:	7878	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of watching YouTube Pajeets fumble around in Minecraft like a bunch of noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to show off your epic gaming skills and leave those Pajeets in the dust!

Join our server and become part of a community where the only rule is to outshine those Pajeets with your insane building skills and PvP prowess. We’ve had players defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick, and another player who built a working roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those YouTube Pajeets in the dust and join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate gaming experience!

NoCheatersXmasDinner

Affair, Boyfriend, Cheating, christmas, Communication, counseling, couples, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Dinner, family, forgiveness, holiday, Invitation, Marriage, NoCheatersXmasDinner, ReBuilding, relationship, Support, third wheel, Trust

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We’ve got a 56-year-old mom, a 60-year-old dad, a 30-year-old daughter named Kate, a 28-year-old son named Sam, and a 26-year-old daughter named Mary. But wait, there’s more – Kate’s boyfriend James is causing some serious drama with an online affair scandal! Will Kate forgive him and bring him to our Christmas Eve dinner? Join our server to find out and witness the wildest family dynamics in Minecraft history! Trust us, this server is more entertaining than any soap opera out there. So come on in and experience the drama, the tears, and the ultimate betrayal – all in the world of Minecraft!

BallzGoneMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. Like, we even have a diamond block throne for our leader, who is a literal Minecraft god. And get this, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to tame the legendary Ender Dragon and ride it into battle. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who can trade you anything your heart desires? Need a stack of emeralds? They got you covered. Want a pet zombie pigman? They can make it happen. It’s like having your own personal genie, but with a unibrow.

So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your balls hairless. Wait, what was the question again? Oh well, join us anyway!

BrokeBlockBuster

blockbuster, BrokeBlockBuster, challenge, Character development, creativity, film industry, Hollywood, imagination, Job, Main character, Movie, not rich, Pick, plot twist, poor protagonist, ruin, twist ending, Unconventional, unconventional protagonist, unexpected

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Potions Brewed:	141	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in ruining movies in the most ridiculous ways possible! Picture this: you’re playing on our server and suddenly the main character in a famous movie is no longer rich. Imagine Harry Potter living in a cardboard box under a bridge, or Tony Stark selling hot dogs on the street corner. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join us for a hilariously chaotic experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about your favorite films. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide the ultimate movie makeovers?

Galactic Pathways Discovery

astronomers, Astronomy, Cosmic, cosmic connections, discovery, distant regions, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy mapping, hidden network, interconnected, interstellar travel, pathways, research, scientific breakthrough, solar system, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and stuff, when BAM! You stumble upon a secret network of pathways that lead to the far reaches of the galaxy! Like, what even?!

Join our server and explore these crazy pathways, meet aliens, and maybe even discover a new planet to call home. Who needs Earth when you can have your own intergalactic crib, amirite?

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s go on a wild space adventure together. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into out there in the cosmos. Let’s do this! 🚀🌌👽

UltraVanilla

Brewery, Community, Competitions, Creative Server, discord server, Events, Farms, Friendly, java, long term, minimal enhancements, old school, p2w, Projects, Ranks, Redstone, Server, small scale, smp, Stable Server, Technical, TOWN, UltraVanilla, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Magic Items Found:	8867	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

UltraVanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal enhancements to the core game
World Type	Survival
Server Address	play.ultravanilla.world

For more information and community discussions, visit the Discord or the Wiki.

FAQs

What is UltraVanilla?

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots and a survival world.

What features does the server offer?

Dynmap
No map resets ever
Fast travel commands such as ‘/sethome’, ‘/home’, ‘/home bed’
Brewery plugin
Vanilla-friendly events and competitions
Time-based ranks

Are there any specific rules on the server?

No griefing
No stealing
No PVP without consent
No hacks or exploits
No graphic/gross NSFW

How can I join a town or contribute to community projects?

You can join a town by asking around or homestead your own place. Community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord, where anyone is free to contribute.

Vidya Boys Paradise 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boys, cute male characters, cute vidya boys, Gaming Community, male characters, male protagonists, male representation in video games, male video game characters, Opinions, opinions on male characters, Paradise, video game aesthetics, video game character design, Video game characters, video game community, Video game culture, video game discussion, video game discussion board, video game fandom, video game opinions, video game preferences, video games, vidya

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7517
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

OMG, this Minecraft server is like a magical land full of cute vidya boys running around! Join if you want to find your pixelated prince charming and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise! Plus, the creepers here are totally into fashion and will give you style tips while they explode! So come on, join now and let’s build a fabulous world together with our kawaii virtual boyfriends! #MinecraftLove #VidyaBoysGalore

Money Minecraft SMP Purposes

comfort, day to day life, financial comfort, Financial goals, financial independence, financial market, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, House, life change, making money, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, purpose, purposes, Rich, SECURITY, smp, things to buy, wealth

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of the financial market in Minecraft!

Imagine making more diamonds than you can count, buying up all the enchanted gear you could ever dream of, and becoming the richest player in the game. But wait, there’s more!

On our server, being a millionaire isn’t just about having stacks of diamonds. It’s about living a life of luxury and excess. Want to buy a mansion, even though you already have a castle? Go for it! Want to fill your inventory with nothing but golden apples? Why not!

Join us on this wild ride of making money for the sake of it, with no purpose other than to flex on all the other players. Money may bring security and comfort, but on our server, it brings a whole lot more than that. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, Arguing, awkward, BROKE, cellphone, charger, christmas, date, fair price, family, FIX, gift, GIFTED, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, MONEY, new phone, not giving, offer, parents, Sell, Server, SIL, sils, SOLD, stealing

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magic Items Found:	1087	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

acceptance, Babyshower, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Community, discrimination, family, Identity, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Lesbian, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, ontario, outing, pride, relationships, Respect, RUINER, Self-expression, Support, Understanding

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Enchantments Applied:	120

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest baby shower ever! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses start lecturing you on the sins of homosexuality. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! With our supportive community, you can proudly proclaim your love for your girlfriend while dodging judgmental stares. Plus, who knows, you might even find a nice ‘brother’ to settle down with in our virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns!

DeadlyCritter Minecraft SMP

dangerous animals, dangerous animals facts, dangerous animals in the world, dangerous animals list, dangerous creatures, dangerous insects, dangerous mammals, dangerous marine life, dangerous predators, dangerous reptiles, dangerous species, dangerous wildlife, deadliest animals, deadliest creatures, deadliest wildlife, DeadlyCritter, Minecraft, most dangerous animal, most dangerous animal in the ocean, most dangerous animal on earth, most dangerous animal to humans, smp, world

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is more lit than a creeper explosion! Like, you gotta join because we have the most dangerous animals in the world roaming around, like killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It’s like a zoo on steroids, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to battle against evil chickens trying to take over the world and save the villagers from being turned into llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional exploding sheep). Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge

AddictCraft, addiction, behavior modification, breaking bad habits, challenge, determination, Dollar, financial incentive, goal-setting, life-changing opportunity, lifestyle change, long-term commitment, mental strength, MILLION, million dollar challenge, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, relapse prevention, reward system, self improvement, self-control, success mindset, Willpower

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to break your worst addiction in exchange for a million virtual diamonds! That’s right, if you can resist the urge to indulge in your addiction for one week, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, if you give in to temptation within the next year, you’ll lose it all faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Join us on this epic journey of self-control and determination, as you battle against your inner demons while building the ultimate virtual empire. Will you emerge victorious and claim your prize, or will you fall victim to your cravings and lose it all? The choice is yours, but remember, fortune favors the bold (and the addiction-free)!

VillagerVendetta

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dimension Hops:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and skeletons, not scary islamists! we’ve got villages galore for you to explore and build in, no need to worry about getting attacked by real-life bad guys. plus, we’ve got a secret weapon against any potential threats: our army of friendly wolves ready to protect you at all costs. so come on in and join the fun, because the only thing getting killed here are your enemies in-game, not in real life!