LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
Villages Defended: 17 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Astral Projections Made: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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