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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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