come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
Falling into the Void: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Secret Passages Found: 6
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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