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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 476
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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