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Join our server and become part of a wacky community where you can make friends, go clubbing on Halloween, and live out all your wildest dreams. Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have virtual ones in our pixelated world?

We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky, or when a group of players formed a secret underground society dedicated to worshipping a block of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life! Who knows, you might even find love (or at least a creeper to keep you company).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Mines Excavated: 4541
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Astral Projections Made: 3
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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