so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 27
Dragons Tamed: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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