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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
Dragon Scales Harvested: 307 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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