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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 2548 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 16

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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