So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Magic Items Found: 7873
Players Killed by Monsters: 2118 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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