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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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