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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Dimension Hops: 6
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
Ores Mined: 9833 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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