Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Falling into the Void: 2
Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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