BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

NostalgiaCraft SMP: Relive Moments

bittersweet memories, cherished memories, emotional attachment, emotional connections, happy memories, life experiences, meaningful encounters, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, ordinary moments, past experiences, personal reflections, RELIVE, reliving moments, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental journey, significant events, smp, special moments, treasured moments

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Animals Bred:	45	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

OMG guys, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started dancing the Macarena with me. It was so lit, I couldn’t stop laughing! And then, we all built a giant statue of a potato because why not, right? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have llama races every Saturday. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft history! #potatostatueforlife #llamaracesforever

CraftyPJsMC

bedtime, bedtime routine, boxers, Briefs, clothing, comfortable, CraftyPJsMC, fashion, loungewear, Men, Nightwear, PAJAMAS, reddit, Relaxation, shorts, sleep attire, Sleepwear, Style, sweatpants, t-shirts, underwear

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring old pajamas? Do you dream of drifting off to sleep in style? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and sleep in diamond armor for ultimate protection against nighttime monsters. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. So ditch those old PJs and join us for a night of epic adventures and stylish slumber. You won’t regret it!

JejuCraft Airlines: Safety First!

airline operations, airline safety, Airlines, Aviation (Industry), aviation regulations, aviation safety, Jeju Air crash, JejuCraft, Safety, safety inspection, south korea, South Korean airlines, transportation safety

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8357
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	3430	Buildings Constructed:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

So, like, you know how South Korea is all like “we gotta make sure our planes don’t crash”? Well, this server is like that but with Minecraft! Join us and you won’t crash… your Minecraft game, that is! We got safety inspections on lock, just like South Korea, but with blocks and creepers instead of planes. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig named Jeju Air! Just kidding, we don’t have pigs… but we do have flying llamas! So come on down to our server and let’s fly high together, just like those planes in South Korea… before they crash, that is.

Video Mirror Madness

Authenticity, car interiors, cognitive psychology, Digital Media, digital technology, Letters, madness, media literacy, media manipulation, media production, MIRROR, mirrored video, Numbers, online content, optical illusion, original video, Perception, Video, video analysis, Video editing, visual cues, visual effects, visual perception

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where everything is BACKWARDS and UPSIDE DOWN! you’ll be so confused you won’t know which way is up! we have pigs flying through the sky and creepers dancing in tutus.

our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

Relationships Rock: Men’s Edition

Commitment, couples, DATING, Edition, findings, Intimacy, long-term relationships, male sexuality, Men, Mens, monogamy, Partnership, Psychology, relationships, research, Rock, satisfaction, sexual functioning, sexual health, sexual orientation, short-term mating strategies, Singles, study

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate place for all the dudes in relationships to come and, like, level up their sexual functioning, bro! like, forget about being single and lonely, come join us and experience higher levels of, like, sexual awesomeness!

we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!

so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!

Mystic Moonlight Oasis 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alpha, based gigachad, cuck, Difference, Freak, Hubby, incel, insecure, Loser, male friends, MOONLIGHT, muslims, mystic, non-Muslim, Oasis, real man, Respect, subjugate, Traditionalist, Virgin, white sharia, Women

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	147
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the ultimate epic gamer paradise where you can unleash your inner alpha chad vibes and dominate like a boss! 🎮💥

Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥

You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness

SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

acquired skill, beneficial skill, CraftySkills, everyday skill, handy skill, life skill, New skill, personal growth, practical skill, random skill, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, SkillfulSMP, surprising skill, talent development, unconventional skill, unexpected skill, unique skill, useful skill, valuable skill

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Potions Brewed:	100	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!

BlockyMurderMayhem

BlockyMurderMayhem, caribbean, Community, crime, Crisis, emergency, escalation, Government, Homicide, intervention, law enforcement, measures, murder rate, public health, response, Safety, SECURITY, society, tobago, trinidad, violence

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Yo, fam, forget about all that real world drama, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only emergency is running out of diamonds! We got so much chaos and fun, you’ll forget all about those murder rates soaring in Trinidad and Tobago.

Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dimension Hops:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mines Excavated:	4675
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Runes Activated:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!

CraftLegion.RU Minecraft server

car mine, CraftLegion.RU, Custom Items, custom login messages, daily freebie, Donation cases, fighting arena, free case, graphical interface, grief items, minecraft server, mini-quests, No Lags, Parkour, Potions, Private, titles, top players, two currencies, unique items

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5573	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Enchantments Applied:	207	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Towns Built:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

? Welcome to our Minecraft server! ?

Are you looking for a new, exciting world where you can have fun and earn unique privileges? We have prepared the perfect server for you with a lot of cool features! ?

? What awaits you on our server?

A free case right from the first login is your chance to get cool rewards! ?

3 donation cases for real gamers to become even stronger! ?

Titles for pride and respect – show everyone who the real leader is here! ?

A car mine where you can extract resources without wasting time! ⛏

Top players – become the best among the best and get well-deserved rewards! ?

Daily freebie – don’t miss your chance to get bonuses every day! ?

Beautiful graphical interface and menu with amazing effects that make the game even more exciting! ?

Custom items and unique items that can’t be found anywhere else! ?

Grief items for real fighters and action lovers! ⚔

Mini-quests so you don’t get bored and always find something new! ?

Two currencies: in-game for purchases and real for winning at roulette or participating in an auction! ?

Fighting arena – fight with other players and get valuable prizes! ⚔

Parkour in the lobby for those who love a challenge! ?

Custom login messages to make your appearance memorable! ?

Private so that your territory is safe from other players! ?

Potions with unusual effects for real magicians and alchemists! ?

No lags, no problems – just play and enjoy the freedom of action! ?

Join us and become part of the exciting world of Minecraft, where everything depends only on you! We are waiting for you on our server – CraftLegion.ru! ?

? Ready for an adventure? ?

play.craftlegion.ru