Cuz We Did SMP | New Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Blocky Bits Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your Minecraft experience feeling lackluster? Want to spice things up and make it as pleasurable as possible for everyone involved? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can restore your foreskin in-game for maximum pleasure. Who knew Minecraft could be so intimate? Impress your virtual friends with your newfound sensitivity and watch as the ladies flock to you in-game.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to enhance your gaming experience and make your virtual encounters unforgettable. Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Lost in a Labyrinth Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The entire server is built like a labyrinth, with twists, turns, and traps at every corner. Can you find your way out, or will you be lost forever?

2. Our admins are actually wizards who can manipulate time and space. Want to go back in time to fix a mistake? Done. Want to fast forward to the future to see who wins the next PvP battle? Easy peasy.

3. We have a special event where players can battle with Monstrous Rage cards, but be warned – the winner gets banned from the server for a day. It’s a risk worth taking!

4. Want to play with pixelated versions of Ajani and Fblthp? Well, you’re in luck because they’re our official server mascots! Buy their avatar and sleeve bundle to show your support and gain special in-game powers.

5. Oh, and did we mention that combat damage assignment order is getting removed? That’s right, you can now attack your enemies in any order you want. Chaos ensues!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild, labyrinthine adventure like no other!

What is the IP for Johnny Minecraft Minecraft Server?

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Johnny Minecraft is a popular YouTuber known for his Minecraft gaming content. With a passion for building, exploring, and creating in the virtual world, Johnny has amassed a dedicated following of fans. His creativity and entertaining personality have made him a prominent figure in the Minecraft community.

ToadLand Minecraft server

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Are you looking for a cozy private Minecraft server? Would you like to make new acquaintances over a bottle or two of virtual absinthe? And do you also respect toads and frogs?

In this case, we believe you will like it with us!

ToadLand is a private server on version 1.18.1, which will provide you with stable and comfortable gameplay.

We are constantly improving in all areas, trying to do everything to make playing enjoyable and interesting for you, and the administration is always ready to help and take into account any of your opinions and suggestions regarding our project.

As a gift to all players – our toad texture pack!

We are waiting for you!

toadland.ru

Rice Ball Rave Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Onigiri/rice balls are jealous!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own pixelated paradise and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But beware, our server is so addictive, you might forget to eat anything other than Onigiri/rice balls for days!

We have custom plugins that will make your jaw drop faster than a stack of diamonds falling into lava. And our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life anime. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Sugar Mama Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dating normal women who can’t even afford to buy you a diamond sword in Minecraft? Join our SMP where all the players are sugar mommas ready to spoil you with riches beyond your wildest dreams! Say goodbye to young girls who can’t even mine diamonds properly and hello to a life of luxury and endless resources. Who needs love when you can have a sugar momma who will shower you with enchanted gear and build you the most epic base imaginable? Join now and level up your dating game to epic proportions!

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun! Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken named Cluckington.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Banana, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its fruity powers?

Join now for the chance to participate in our epic monthly llama races, where players ride on the backs of speedy llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying squids. It’s a race like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Breed Me Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take breeding to a whole new level! Join us in our quest to create the ultimate bara creatures through selective breeding and genetic manipulation.

Our last thread got so wild, with players creating bara beasts that could bench press a mountain and crush their enemies with a single flex. Check out our tagmap to see all the bara monstrosities that have been unleashed upon our world.

If you’re into writefaggotry, we’ve got plenty of stories about the epic battles and steamy romances that have unfolded on our server. From forbidden bara love affairs to intense bara breeding competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t worry about any pesky shitposts ruining your experience – we’ve got a top-of-the-line shitpost filter to keep things classy and bara-tastic. So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and see if you have what it takes to create the ultimate bara masterpiece!

Pixel Pajeet’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our server and experience a wild world of pajeet diversity like you’ve never seen before! From rainbow-colored skin to giant googly eyes, our players come in all shapes and sizes. It’s like a melting pot of craziness, just like the good ol’ US of A. So why settle for bland when you can join the most visually stimulating server out there? Come on in and let your pajeet flag fly high!

Watcha guys watching tonight? Minecraft SMP: 2001 Vibes

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Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Well look no further, because our server is the ultimate comedy show of the Minecraft world!

Join us for insane shenanigans like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats, organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses, and staging elaborate pranks that will leave your fellow players scratching their heads in confusion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic wrestling matches this side of the Nether. Forget about boring old AEW, our players put on shows that will have you on the edge of your seat, cheering for your favorite blocky wrestler as they take on their opponents in the ring of fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughs, chaos, and epic battles that will leave you begging for more!

Evolved Pixels Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the Stone Age? Well, get ready to take the next step in evolution with our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly grew wings and started flying around like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And that’s not all – they also gained the ability to shoot fireballs from their hands and summon an army of friendly creepers to do their bidding. All because they joined our server!

But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will also grant you the power to turn any block into a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure gold?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity! Who needs reality when you can have rainbow unicorns and diamond chickens, am I right?

Club Supporter No Personality Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and suddenly their personality disappeared! They were left with nothing but their undying love for our server and all the shenanigans that come with it.

Join us if you want to be part of a club where your personality is optional and chaos is mandatory. Build epic structures, engage in intense PvP battles, and maybe even uncover the secret of the missing personalities. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to solve the mystery and become a legend in our server’s history.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and a touch of absurdity, then look no further. Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos!

Block Butt Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of censorship in Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can proudly show off your character’s butt without any restrictions! We believe in freedom of expression, even if it’s in block form.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Build giant butt statues, create butt-themed mini-games, the possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, a mysterious block that grants incredible powers to those who find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come on over and join us for some cheeky fun (pun intended)! Let’s show the world that butts deserve to be seen in all their blocky glory.

Alt sM P Minecraft SMP: Death is Near

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance crew. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to “Creeper, Aw Man.”

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. You never know when you might stumble upon their secret meetings in the mines.

3. Our server is so advanced that we have flying pigs as our main mode of transportation. Forget horses, pigs are the new way to travel in style.

4. The End dimension is actually a giant disco party where Endermen show off their best dance moves. Who knew they had such killer dance skills?

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and be prepared for the craziest adventures of your life! Just remember, crypto is our currency of choice because why not add some more chaos to the mix?

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. He’s got jokes that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll respawn in real life!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft, complete with disco balls made of emeralds and glowstone dance floors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	497	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1682	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9443
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crops Grown:	7469
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ores Mined:	7440	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8080	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Potions Brewed:	53
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Potions Brewed:	134
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Falling into the Void:	2
Mines Excavated:	2451	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	83	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	2824	Endless Night Skies:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Buildings Constructed:	37

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Alien Abductions:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mines Excavated:	1024
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Chimeras Created:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30