Cuz We Did SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Gapple Ultra-Hardcore: Where mining diamonds is just as easy as finding a parking spot in a crowded mall

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description	One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 272 weeks in a row.
Server Name	Gapple Minecraft Server
Minecraft Server Address	gapple.mchost.pro or 108.181.90.14:26998
Goal	Stay alive and earn points

FAQ

What is the prize for winning the Sunday competition?

The current prize selections could include a revive on the persistent ultra-hardcore world, or an in-game advancement shout-out. Details can be found in the Discord channel.

Are there specific rules for the server?

Yes, the server rules include playing fair and friendly, not using client-side mods that give unfair advantages, and no hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients on the servers.

What is the Apocalypse DataPack on the server?

The Apocalypse DataPack includes various enhancements and challenges such as players killed by a zombie becoming a zombie, enhanced skeletons, biting bats, and more. It adds a unique twist to the gameplay.

Is there a Discord server for communication?

Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Big Brother vs Little Brother Minecraft Server

big, big brother, brother, brotherly advice, brotherly bond, brotherly guidance, brotherly mentorship, brotherly protection, brotherly role model, family conflict, family dynamics, little brother, love hate relationship, Minecraft, Server, sibling competition, sibling jealousy, sibling misunderstanding, sibling reconciliation, sibling relationships, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling support, tough love

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate sibling rivalry between Big Brother and Little Brother! Big Brother may seem like he’s always picking on Little Brother, but it’s just tough love in disguise (or is it?). Join our server to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and heartwarming moments of brotherly love…or is it hate?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where players can uncover hidden treasures and face off against mutant zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a really nice tan.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and plenty of laughs. Just remember, Big Brother is always watching…but is he really? 😉

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ores Mined:	5874	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DFT – Diamond Farming Team – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to /dft/ – Donald Fucking Trump Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t express your love for politics and fist pumping? Look no further, because on /dft/ you can talk about your favorite policies, jerk off (figuratively, of course), and fist pump your way to victory!

Join us for insane stories like the time Donald Trump built a wall around the entire server to keep out creepers, or when he rode a giant golden pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. With outrageous reasons to join like free MAGA hats for all new players and a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, you’ll never want to leave /dft/!

So come on down to /dft/ – where the only rule is to have a yuge amount of fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CakeBlock Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of baking cakes for ungrateful friends who don’t appreciate your culinary masterpieces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!

Join our server and unleash your baking skills in a virtual world where your cakes will always be met with praise and admiration. No more tears over rejected cakes or ungrateful friends – here, every slice is a slice of heaven!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret recipe for a cake that grants you superpowers in the game. Imagine flying through the pixelated skies or shooting fireballs from your fingertips, all thanks to your baking prowess!

So come on over and join us on this sweet adventure where your cakes are always the star of the show. Don’t let those ungrateful friends bring you down – rise up and conquer the baking world in our Minecraft server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NormalButWeirdMCSMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to explore a secret underground base filled with talking cows who are plotting to take over the server? Or how about joining a quest to find the legendary enchanted potato that grants wishes but also has a tendency to explode?

If you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	245
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyCrepesAndCaves

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Are you tired of the same old boring breakfast options in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of breakfast dishes that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide! From pancake towers taller than the Eiffel Tower to waffle sandwiches stuffed with diamond-encrusted butter, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pigs who have mastered the art of cooking up the most delectable breakfast feasts you’ve ever laid eyes on. Rumor has it they even have a bacon waterfall that flows with maple syrup!

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, join our server and feast your way to breakfast bliss! Who needs bacon and eggs when you have diamond-studded pancakes and bacon waterfalls, am I right?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magic Items Found:	5611
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyIsrael Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and break stuff and just go crazy? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro.

like, imagine this: u join the server and suddenly u are in the middle of a war between Iran and Israel. but get this, u are the one who has to save Israel from the attack. u gotta build defenses, gather resources, and fight off the enemy. it’s like a real-life battle but in minecraft.

and get this, if u manage to save Israel, u get rewarded with tons of diamonds and gold. like, who wouldn’t want to join a server where u can be a hero and get rich at the same time?

so come on, join the server and show everyone what u got. let’s save Israel and get rich together, bro.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	182	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NaziFlagOopsieCraft

anti-semitism, Apology, community outrage, controversy, court hearing, cultural insensitivity, Hate Speech, Inappropriate Behavior, Israeli flag, legal consequences, Nazi swastika, NaziFlagOopsieCraft, offensive display, offensive symbol, public apology, regretful actions, restaurateur, social media backlash, Sydney, unacceptable behavior

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EarthCube

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EarthCube is a Towny/Fractions server on a Earth Map! The community here is active and there is never ending fun with building, mc sports, and siege wars!.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7705
Holy Grails Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	41
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Game Freak Data Heist Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with endless amounts of space? Well, look no further because our server only has 50GB of space for you to build and explore! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a top-secret government base and we can’t risk sharing too much information with the public. Join us for the thrill of living on the edge of server space limitations!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who never learned how to explode properly. He’s been known to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a friendly hug instead of blowing them up. It’s a real blast!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a pack of zombie chickens who are not afraid to peck you to death if you try to steal their shiny loot.

So come join us on our limited space, haunted, treasure-filled Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

He Cant Keep Getting Away With It! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, knocking down everything in their path. But wait, it gets even better – these llamas are also expert thieves who will steal your precious diamonds and run off into the sunset, leaving you to chase after them in a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them in an epic battle for supremacy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chickens, and endless laughter. Remember, on our server, he can’t keep getting away with it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Dragon Eggs Found:	7962	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

OpinionCraft: BF Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for all the juicy gossip and outrageous stories that will make your head spin.

We’ve got scandalous love triangles, intense rivalries, and unexpected alliances that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs soap operas when you can log on to our server and witness the drama unfold in real-time?

Plus, with our unique gameplay features and crazy events, you’ll never have a dull moment. Build your own drama-filled kingdom, form alliances with other players, or start a war that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server – unless you want to spill the tea in the chat!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BookWormSMP: Life Changer

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Join our Minecraft SMP and discover a whole new perspective on life! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that players have reported experiencing profound enlightenment after playing for just a few hours. One player even claimed to have achieved inner peace and reached a state of ultimate zen while building a giant chicken farm. So if you’re looking for a server that will not only entertain you, but also transform your entire existence, look no further!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	267	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1502
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BlockShockSecrets

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We’ve got secrets so scandalous, even Herobrine would blush.

Join our server and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it, Steve and the dragon were actually in cahoots, planning to take over the entire Minecraft world. But don’t worry, we’ve got the inside scoop on how to stop them.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Notch’s lost treasure, hidden deep within the Nether. Will you be brave enough to face the fiery challenges and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you end up as just another block in the lava?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare for the unexpected. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover? Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1369

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Artillery Units, border, Conflict, Defense, east asia, Full Fire Readiness, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military exercises, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, orders, provocation, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Tension, threat

join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as north korea and order our artillery units near the border to full fire readiness. we have insane battles and epic explosions that will make your head spin. come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge of war every day. who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now and be part of the madness.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	7281
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	287
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Void Armor Forged:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Villages Defended:	14