Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epicness! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and villagers that throw parties every night!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of Switzerland deporting two Afghan criminals to Afghanistan IN MINECRAFT! That’s right, we got crazy events happening all the time, like zombie pigmen riding on chickens and skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and build a house made entirely out of cake while riding a flying pig. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Mines Excavated: 3080
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Divine Scrolls Written: 18

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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