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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
Battle Standards Raised: 9 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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