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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 11
Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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