TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Elon Musk’s tax returns! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.

Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

anti-semitism, Automotive Industry, Builds, criminal behavior, criminal damage, defacement, electric cars, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, hate crime, hate symbols, luxury vehicles, Netherlands, Police investigation, racial discrimination, security footage, Shocking.., SHOWROOM, Spray Paint, swastikas, tesla, The Hague, Vandalism

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	9

haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥

Pee Stream River Dolphins

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal habits, animal research, animal studies, aquatic animals, biology, dolphin behavior, dolphins, Environmental Science, Marine Biology, marine mammals, natural world, Pee, pee streams, river, river dolphins, social behavior, strange behaviors, Stream, urine spraying, water mammals, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

OpAnarchy Prison

Community, Economy, Encourage, Enjoyable, Enjoyable Experience, Friendly staff, Fun, Helpful, Helpful Staff, host, inquire, Lag-free, new players, Opanarchy, Prison, prison server, respectful, Server, Skyblock, Spawn, try out

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

OPAnarchy is one of the best prison servers. Our server is lag-free, with a great server host. We respect everyone and our staff are friendly and helpful, and will help you with any inquire you have. If youve never played a prison server before and dont have a clue what to do, we have that already setup just for you new players, that we encourage greatly to try out, as it is very fun and enjoyable. If you take your second right from when you spawn, it will tell you what a prison server is, and what to do. We encourage everyone to come try it out, and we hope to see you with us very soon.

play.opanarchy.net:25659

Torrent Network

Arenas, Custom Armor, Duels, Exports, Factions, Fishing system, Gem economy, Guild system, Honor system, Imports, king of the hill, legendary armor, Movecraft, Multiple Currencies, Network, passion updates., player reporting, Player Shops, Politics, Raids, Stealing Allowed, Tools, torrent

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Welcome to the Torrent Network!

IP	torrentsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/torrent
Versions

Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

Features:

Survival:

– An awesome tight-knit community and a real survival experience

– Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes

– Quests with custom storylines and lore including boss fights!

– Fully integrated economy system with player shops

– Custom armor and tools

– Anti-grief systems and world districts to explore

SkyFactions (Launches June):

– Skyblock; with some twists

– The ability to raid other islands!

– Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more

– Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore

Lifesteal:

– Quests & jobs

– Epic PvP with teams/clans

– Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools

– King of the Hill

– Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system

– Custom honor/reputation system with player reporting. Guild system is planned!

– Duels & Arenas

– Custom fishing system

– Griefing and stealing allowed!

Come to Torrent Network, your new home server! This server has everything you need and is constantly being updated with passion. Hope to see you there at torrentsmp.com

Crystal Kingdom Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, crystal, gender, Identity, Individuality, Kingdom, Personal, Pronouns, Quests, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-assertion, self-definition, self-empowerment, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identification, self-realization, self-validation

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Emeralds Found:	3302	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Towns Built:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience a wild ride through a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, so get ready to explore new dimensions, battle epic bosses, and build the craziest structures you can think of.

And don’t even get me started on the community – we’ve got players from all over the world, each with their own unique playstyle and sense of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is fun, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just make sure to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

EatCraft Server – Minecraft Server

Acid Reflux, Cancer, chemotherapy, doctor’s orders, EatCraft, fast food, healing, health, Healthy Eating, Junk Food, Minecraft, movies, Nausea, nutrition, obesity, Ovary, REST, Server, Soda, surgery, tumor, Worried

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the healing power of virtual blocks! Join us and build your way to health and happiness, just like my daughter f21 is building her way through BEP chemo.

On our server, you can feast on virtual spaghetti pizza and coke while preparing for intense battles against nausea and acid reflux mobs. Who needs healthy food when you have unlimited virtual takeout options?

Forget about resting, we encourage our players to go out to the virtual movies and explore the virtual world while they should be healing. It’s all about living life to the fullest, even if it’s in a blocky pixelated world.

Join us now and show my daughter that taking health seriously is overrated! Let’s build, battle, and conquer together on our outrageous Minecraft server.

AutisticCraft: Uncle Edition

autism, AutisticCraft, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crush, Edition, emotional intelligence, emotional outburst, explosive anger, family dynamics, friendship, hurtful behavior, Jealousy, long-standing issues, patience, personal boundaries, regret, Resentment, self reflection, uncle, Understanding

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Towns Built:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and boundaries are pushed to the limit!

Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like the protagonist in this wild story. From crushes on family members to explosive arguments, our server offers a unique blend of chaos and entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Dive into the drama and join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as outrageous as the one described above!

ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP

being late, dumb excuses, ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP, funny excuses, lame excuses, late arrival, late for appointment, late for class, late for date, late for deadline, late for event, late for interview, late for meeting, late for presentation, late for school, late for work, ridiculous excuses, silly excuses, tardiness, true excuses, unbelievable excuses

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who’s always late because he said he got stuck in a tree in the game and couldn’t find his way down. And then there was this other guy who said he was late because a creeper blew up his house and he had to rebuild it from scratch. Like, what even bro? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, even if you have to come up with some ridiculous excuse for being late, we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh our butts off together. Let’s do this!

CoupCraft2020

abuse of power, Accountability, authoritarianism, consequences, coup attempt, CoupCraft2020, Democracy, fbi, Government, insurrection, investigation, Jan 6th case, Justice, justice system, law enforcement, Manipulation, political corruption, RESPONSIBILITY, RETALIATION, trump

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crops Grown:	8365
Animals Bred:	78	Emeralds Found:	4010
Magic Items Found:	7882	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Buildings Constructed:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server where we have FBI agents running around trying to catch Trump for his shenanigans on Jan 6th. Will Trump escape or will justice prevail? Join now to find out and maybe even help Trump build a wall to keep the FBI out! It’s gonna be huge, believe me.

TariffTangoCraft

Agreement, agreements, agreements in progress, bilateral agreements, Canada, conditions, DECEMBER, DELAY, economic diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, negotiations, North America, Politics, Tariffs, TariffTangoCraft, Trade, trade deals, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

so like, imagine this, you’re mining away in this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you stumble upon a secret cave filled with diamonds and emeralds. but wait, there’s a catch! you gotta defeat a giant chicken boss to claim your loot.

oh, and did i mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with mobs dancing to funky tunes? yeah, that’s right.

but wait, there’s more! every player gets their own pet dragon that can fly them around the map and breathe fire on their enemies. how cool is that?

and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join the annual treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life diamond (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?)

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). trust me, you won’t regret it!

Sky Below You Land

Above, Aerial, astronomical, atmosphere, below, Celestial, celestial bodies, Cosmic, cosmic perspective, Earth’s sky, earthbound, HORIZON, Land, perspective, planet, SKY, Skyward, Space, Universe, vast, vastness, view

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Potions Brewed:	103	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the sky is below you like wut even is gravity here? u can build ur house upside down and confuse ur friends like crazy. we got flying pigs that drop diamonds when u pet them and lava that turns into chocolate milk when u touch it. also, our server is guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots lasers from its eyes to protect us from creepers. so come on over and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft world ever created. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but then u can just blame it on the flying pigs.

Thugcraft

blocks, Classes, classic, Cosmetics, Direction, Duping, Gamemodes, Hack, lagging, Leaf decay, Lucky, Mods, Player Teleports, power, PvP, quality of life, Shift, Skywars, smp, Thugcraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Thugcraft Server Overview

Server Name	Thugcraft
Features	Quality of life mods, non-p2w, KitPvP, LuckySkywars
IP Address	thugcraftmc.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What mods does the server have?
Can players buy gameplay advantages with real money?	No, the server is entirely non-p2w with only cosmetic items available.
What are the different gamemodes available?	KitPvP where you can fight and build in a boxed arena with 6 unique classes, and LuckySkywars which is a twist on classic skywars with lucky blocks.
Are hack clients, duping, or server lag allowed?	No, these actions are not permitted on the server.

Streamed Kingdoms 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Content Creator, digital content, Entertainment, excessive streaming, internet, Kingdoms, live broadcast, Live streaming, online entertainment, online streaming, online video, social media, streamed, Streamer, streaming, streaming platform, Technology, twitch, video content, video games, video streaming

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Farms Harvested:	346	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Bro, if you’re tired of your girl streaming all day and ignoring you, come join our Minecraft server!

We got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your relationship!

Join us for some blocky fun and escape the never-ending stream of her talking to strangers online.

Who needs a girlfriend when you have diamonds to mine and zombies to slay?

Trust me, this server is the therapy you didn’t know you needed.

MomEnabler27 Minecraft Server

Accountability, aita, Behavior, brother, college failure, Communication Issues, Disappointment, Enabling, family conflict, family dynamics, financial problems, Frustration, growing up, Job Search, Minecraft, MomEnabler27, Parental Responsibility, quit job, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, Struggling

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Farms Harvested:	467	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your family life and join a community of block-building enthusiasts!

Are you tired of your older brother mooching off your mom and refusing to grow up? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where he actually contributes and gets a job!

Join us and build a mansion for your mom, who is struggling to make ends meet because of your lazy brother. Show her what it’s like to have a responsible family member who actually helps out around the house.

Let’s turn your brother’s constant partying into a productive activity by organizing virtual events and parties on our server. Maybe he’ll finally realize that there’s more to life than just eating, sleeping, and going out with friends.

So come on over and escape the real world drama by creating your own hilarious and outrageous stories on our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe your brother will even learn a thing or two about responsibility in the process!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

CringeCraft