join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Potions Brewed: 97

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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