Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no anime vibes? Look no further, because our server is anime-only baby! That’s right, no pesky non-anime content allowed here. Join us for epic adventures in a world where every block is kawaii and every mob is straight out of your favorite anime. Who needs episode 2 of that new season when you can create your own anime storyline in Minecraft? So grab your waifu pillow and join us for some otaku-tastic fun!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Dimension Hops: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 382
    Enchantments Applied: 260 Treasure Maps Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • L e o n M i n e c r a f t S M P

    L e o n  M i n e c r a f t  S M P
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

    Imagine a world where Leon didn’t die and instead started a strange “Father and Daughter” relationship with Matilde…oh wait, that’s just our server’s lore! Who knows, maybe they’ll even end up getting married in-game! The possibilities are endless when you join our wacky community.

    Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to navigate the crazy relationships and storylines that our players come up with. Will you be the one to break up the star-crossed lovers or will you join forces with them to create the ultimate power couple?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even end up becoming the server’s resident drama llama!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Potions Brewed: 128
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • BabyCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of building a strong foundation before diving into parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual marriage counselor, helping you and your partner navigate the tricky waters of baby fever and marriage pressure.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for compromise in your relationship. Build a virtual family with your partner, complete with 5-8 virtual kids (because who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids, right?).

    Don’t worry about ending up as a single parent on our server – we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure your virtual marriage is as strong as obsidian before you even think about expanding your virtual family.

    So come on, join our server and let’s build a future together – one block at a time! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, are we right?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • SibSplitLifeInsureCraft

    SibSplitLifeInsureCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of life insurance beneficiaries? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of splitting virtual life insurance with your pixelated siblings!

    Picture this: you’re happily building your Minecraft empire when suddenly tragedy strikes and your in-game spouse (who is also a cop for some reason) kicks the bucket. But wait, there’s a twist! You now have to split the life insurance with his three siblings who are just chilling in their perfectly whole and complete families. The drama! The suspense! The outrageousness!

    Don’t be a widowed Minecraft mom struggling to support her blocky children on her own – join our server and experience the chaos of dealing with unexpected life insurance beneficiaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial decisions, all in the name of pixelated family drama.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of virtual life insurance disputes. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good insurance policy. See you in the game!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP

    VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to finally fulfill that vow you made to yourself to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing and will challenge you to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of mischievous pandas who will only give it to the player who can beat them in a game of hide and seek.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Elemental Crystals Collected: 56
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness

    CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness
    Join our Minecraft server and find out what becomes terrifying at 1am! Our server is filled with mysterious creatures that come out only at night, ready to give you a scare like no other. Imagine mining for diamonds peacefully at 1pm, only to be chased by a pack of zombie chickens at 1am! But don’t worry, our server also has hidden treasures and secret passageways that only appear in the dead of night. So if you’re looking for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat, join our server now!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Emeralds Found: 9809
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Butterfly Wings Server

    Butterfly Wings Server
    Yo, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where a butterfly flapping its wings is the most OP weapon you can get? Yeah, that’s right, on our server, those innocent little butterflies are actually deadly weapons that can take down even the toughest mobs in one hit. Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you can master the art of butterfly warfare.

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with these feathered revolutionaries or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

    So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything is possible, even using a butterfly as a deadly weapon. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Star Shards Collected: 193
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Mall Whore Minecraft Server

    Mall Whore Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed “mallwhore” who will show you the ropes in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded shopping sprees, creeper fashion shows, and a secret underground club where the zombies know how to party. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our fabulous world!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • One Piece’s Ending Minecraft SMP

    One Piece’s Ending Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can live out your wildest pirate dreams? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP inspired by the ending of One Piece!

    Join us as we sail the high seas, battle fearsome sea monsters, and search for the legendary One Piece treasure. But be warned, the waters are treacherous and filled with other players looking to claim the treasure for themselves.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical genie.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our One Piece-inspired Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next Pirate King!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Ether Blades Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

    ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach
    Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

    Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

    Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyLifeGoals

    CraftyLifeGoals
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where the only excitement comes from accidentally stepping on a Lego? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can tame dragons, ride unicorns, and have epic dance parties with friendly creepers. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated paradise of our server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best life in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Towns Built: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 15

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • NaziCraft: Remove the Memes

    NaziCraft: Remove the Memes
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build monuments to honor all the victims of communism! But watch out, some peeps wanna remove over 330 names cuz they think they linked to Nazis and fascists. But we say NO WAY, those peeps just misunderstood the assignment! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy builds, and maybe even uncover some secret underground bunkers full of treasure (and maybe some skeletons, oops)! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and show those haters who’s boss! #CommunismIsCool #NazisAreNotWelcome #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 199 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures

    Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures
    so like, imagine this, right? you join this crazy minecraft server and you’re like whoa, what is happening here? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a barnacle-inspired synthetic polymer, just stickin’ to ya like crazy. but get this, it’s not just stickin’ to ya, it’s loosening bacteria from their moorings, like human tissue and industrial pipes.

    i know, right? sounds insane, but it’s true. and get this, this discovery could lead to a whole new way to design antibiotics. like, who knew playing minecraft could lead to curing diseases and stuff?

    so come join this server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are wild. you never know what crazy discoveries you might stumble upon. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that could change the world? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 69
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Inchworm SMP: Where slimefun and towny make for a weirdly fun time plus you gotta be at least 16+

    Inchworm SMP: Where slimefun and towny make for a weirdly fun time plus you gotta be at least 16+
    Minecraft Server Overview
    New SMP server with plugins like Dynmap
    No official launch, join anytime
    16+ age requirement
    Hosted in Germany, running on 1.20.6 Paper

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, there are rules listed on our Discord server. Please join to see the full list of rules.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to the server?

    A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends as long as they meet the age requirement and follow the rules.

    Q: Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

    A: There is a banned items list on our Discord server to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

    Q: Is there a limit on the number of players allowed on the server?

    A: As of now, there is no specific player limit, but we may adjust it in the future based on server performance.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join our Discord server for more information and the server IP address to start playing.

    Q: Can I suggest new plugins or features for the server?

    A: Yes, we welcome suggestions from our players to improve the server experience. Please share your ideas on our Discord server.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Buildings Constructed: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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