Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	231
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Votes:	4194	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	5929
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magic Items Found:	5504
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magic Items Found:	8418
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Towns Built:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	New Chunks Explored:	895500

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crops Grown:	1204
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Emeralds Found:	5308

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Holy Grails Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Crops Grown:	4967
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Towns Built:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1789
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever