Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

anime character, ANNOYING, Aqua, Aqua cosplay, Aqua fan, Aqua friends, Aqua goddess, Aqua haters, Aqua Konosuba, Aqua personality, Aquas, burden, comedic relief, drinking buddy, Entertaining, Fun, low iq, Minecraft, night out, Party, Server, Smelly, useless

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

New Minecraft Servers

Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	3434
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ores Mined:	4693	Dimension Hops:	7
Animals Bred:	17	Chimeras Created:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Emeralds Found:	4214
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	344	Ores Mined:	8659
Holy Grails Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8912
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Crops Grown:	7045

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	2

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Votes:	8190
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Farms Harvested:	519
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	7835
Alien Abductions:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dimension Hops:	12	Mines Excavated:	4962
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Farms Harvested:	730
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	3958
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Star Shards Collected:	61	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1260	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	2075

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Dimension Hops:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ores Mined:	2584	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.