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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
Orbs of Power Found: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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