Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 5084
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
Herobrine Sightings: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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