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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Alien Abductions: 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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