Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 16
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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