| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 753 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 94 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 103 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 47 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 6403 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.
Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 2083 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 2336 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 5504 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.
But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.
So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 102 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5623 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 7616 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 3946 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2011 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 66 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9178 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 90 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Farms Harvested: | 608 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 279 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 3698 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 28 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2977 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 7329 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4375 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?
So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 9003 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 145 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1312 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 546 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 7297 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 5653 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 5719 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4456 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 62 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 2171 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 5755 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Buildings Constructed: | 45 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Towns Built: | 6 |
