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Land Respect Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the land is ruled by a group of llama overlords who demand respect and tribute in the form of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are constantly plotting to overthrow the llama overlords and take control of the land. Will you join forces with the llamas or the chicken ninjas? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes. Just be careful not to crash into any wandering polar bears or you might end up in a snowball fight to the death.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, respect the llamas or face the wrath of the chicken ninjas.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Animals Bred:	130
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as dreamy as a fertility goddess, as fierce as a feral polar bear, and as hypnotic as a cuttlefish? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our talented cast of characters will keep you entertained with their ASMR streams, lewd audios, and spicy content. And don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner (just kidding… or am I?). So come join the madness and become a part of our crazy community! Just remember, no fan servers allowed – we’re too wild for that!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MarriageCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, relationship issues, and awkward encounters with coworkers and their spouses.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PreggoPurgeCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this guy’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of evictions, cheating scandals, and paternity tests!

Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1681	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Crops Grown:	9331	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP

10. Abuse, 11. Lies, 12. Betrayal, 13. Lack of trust, 14. Lack of empathy, 15. Incompatibility, 16. Lack of effort, 17. Disloyalty, 18. Selfishness, 19. Lack of communication, 2. Emotional manipulation, 20. Insecurity., 3. cheating, 4. Gaslighting, 5. Lack of respect, 6. Controlling behavior, 7. Infidelity, 8. Disrespectful communication, 9. Neglect, ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP, toxic behavior

Are you tired of dealing with exes who make you want to rage-quit IRL? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any ex drama! Trust us, there’s no room for heartbreak when you’re too busy fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in this world, not some loser who can’t even remember your birthday. So come join us and leave your ex in the virtual dust where they belong!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7549	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyCraze: Build, Explore, Survive!

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Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down hezbollah with our epic building skills and diamond swords. the idf arabic spokesperson is leading the charge and warning all lebanese players to join us or face the consequences. build your own fortress and defend against the evil hezbollah mobs. join now for a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. let’s show hezbollah who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dimension Hops:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

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yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Dragons Tamed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Blocky HR Fun Land

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So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Towns Built:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

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Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Villages Defended:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Potions Brewed:	199
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.

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Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Overview	Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since	2019
Discord Community	Strong and active
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Server IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

What is Simply Vanilla?

Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.

Can I escape spawn?

Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!

Are there any rules?

The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got players attempting the impossible and failing hilariously. Watch as they try to build a house out of TNT or ride a pig off a cliff – it’s pure comedy gold! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Who needs to actually succeed when you can fail so spectacularly? Join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by the OG Silent Hill 2 developers who absolutely hated the remake and are here to show everyone how it’s done!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.

But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crops Grown:	3290
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1