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2 More Days Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all by yourself? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on this epic Minecraft server, you can team up with Jesus himself to conquer the pixelated world!

Join us on this server and witness miracles happening left and right as Jesus turns water into lava and walks on air blocks like a boss. Need some bread to survive? No worries, Jesus will just multiply some loaves and fishes for you.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil mobs alongside Moses and Noah. Imagine riding on a boat with Noah while he saves all the animals from a flood of creepers – talk about a wild ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s get holy together! Just remember, when in doubt, WWJD (What Would Jesus Dig)!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Space Stars Minecraft SMP

Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fan culture, Gaming, interactive content, internet celebrities, Japanese idols, Live streaming, Minecraft, Music, online communities, online personalities, pop culture, smp, Space, Stars, virtual idols, virtual reality, Virtual talents, Vtubers, ホロスターズ

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot.

Our server is home to the most eccentric group of players you’ll ever meet, from a llama-riding wizard to a cow who thinks it’s a cat. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next, whether it’s a prank war involving exploding sheep or a dance party in the Nether.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded saddlebags. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can always participate in our weekly treasure hunts, where the prize is a lifetime supply of baked potatoes.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyIncomeHideout

Boundaries, career, Communication, Conversation, CraftyIncomeHideout, Dinner, Friends, income, income disclosure, Manners, personal choice, personal information, privacy, privacy rights, relationships, Respect, rudeness, Salaries, social etiquette, social situations, Wife

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where we don’t ask about your income or judge you based on your job title!

Join us and leave all the awkward conversations behind. No need to worry about revealing your salary or feeling judged for your career choice. Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding villagers. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden treasures and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Who needs nosy dinner guests when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers with your new Minecraft friends?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Animals Bred:	105	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyAccidents

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Have you ever accidentally created a diamond sword while trying to craft a simple pickaxe? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected creations and hilarious mishaps.

Our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with enchanted golden carrots. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons grooving to the beat of a jukebox.

But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to stumble upon the legendary “Cake Island,” where the ground is made of frosting and the trees are made of chocolate. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden cherry on top, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical cake fairy.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and accidental inventions await you!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Towns Built:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyCreeperWar2022

Conflict, CraftyCreeperWar2022, fear, Geopolitics, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, IRANIANS, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Middle East War, Military, missile attack, nuclear deal, Politics, regional conflict, SECURITY, Tehran, Tensions, War

join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff like tehran’s missile attack on israel but with more explosions and less political consequences. we have iranian players who fear war is coming but don’t worry, we provide virtual bomb shelters in the form of diamond armor. come build your own nuclear bunker and protect yourself from creepers and griefers alike. plus, we have a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and plots world domination. so come join us before the real war starts and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Eggcellent Minecraft Server – 30 characters

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Characters, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, Exapunks, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, Hearthstone, infinifactory, kerbal space program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Server, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more blocks than you can count, more redstone contraptions than you can imagine, and more creepers waiting to blow you up than you can handle!

Join our server for the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft. Build insane machines, create mind-blowing structures, and conquer the pixelated world like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome boss in the game. And don’t forget about our secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps – if you can make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re always up to no good!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Behind You Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and danger lurks around every corner! Join us if you dare, but beware of the creepers that have been known to throw surprise parties behind unsuspecting players.

Our server is not for the faint of heart, as we have a notorious group of pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you jump out of your seat. One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of chickens descended from the sky and started pelting them with eggs. It was clucking madness!

But fear not, for our community is filled with laughter and camaraderie. We have epic build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous structures, from giant toilets to floating castles made entirely out of cake. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players search far and wide for hidden loot that is guarded by evil rabbits with a taste for mischief.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unexpected surprises. Just remember to always keep an eye out behind you, because you never know what might be lurking in the shadows.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PuppyPanicCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of pet care? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize the well-being of all virtual animals!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally stepping on a pixelated dog’s paw and facing the moral dilemma of whether or not to rush them to the emergency vet in the middle of the night. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who prioritizes saving virtual coins over a virtual pet’s health?

Embark on epic quests to find the rarest pixelated vet items to heal your virtual pets, all while navigating the drama of virtual friendships and virtual guilt trips. Who knew virtual pet care could be so intense?

So, come join our server and show off your virtual pet care skills! And remember, in the world of Minecraft, every pixelated paw matters.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyHacksMC

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn you into a Minecraft pro faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us and you’ll discover the ultimate life hack that will have your friends shaking in their diamond boots.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun. And if you think that’s crazy, wait until you see our custom mobs. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on flying chickens and skeletons that shoot rainbows out of their bows.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the secret treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond block so big, you could build a house out of it. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of humor. Because on our server, anything is possible – even riding a pig into battle while wearing a tutu.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Farms Harvested:	816
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlockCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the whole block universe? Well, let me tell you why you gotta join our server ASAP!

First off, we got pigs that can fly, like for real! These pigs got wings and they be zooming around the server like they own the place. And don’t even get me started on our diamond armor-wearing chickens that lay golden eggs. Yeah, you heard me right, GOLDEN EGGS!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie villagers with laser eyes. And if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magic sword that can shoot fireballs. It’s like a freakin’ fantasy movie up in here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RafaleRumbleCraft

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lol this server is like the indian air force but in minecraft!! we use rafale jets to shoot down chinese spy balloons!! join us for epic battles in the sky and show off your flying skills like a pro pilot!! we promise you’ll have a blast and maybe even become a top gun in no time!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and let’s take down those sneaky spies together!!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NotGayMinecraftServer

acceptance, Boundaries, communication problems, convince girlfriend, Insecurity, LGBTQ, love, misunderstandings, not gay, NotGayMinecraftServer, open communication, peer pressure, personal boundaries, relationship issues, Respect, self-identity, sexual orientation, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic relationships, Trust

Tired of your girlfriend accusing you of being gay just because you haven’t kissed any guys? Join our Minecraft server and show her that you’re all about building and crafting, not smooching dudes! With our epic virtual world, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring hidden caves to worry about silly accusations. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to hang out with? Join now and prove once and for all that you’re straight as an arrow… in Minecraft, at least!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mines Excavated:	1087
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Oct7 Celebration Minecraft SMP

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that I was a lonely miner, digging away in the dark depths of the earth, when suddenly I stumbled upon a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers. Join our Minecraft SMP and you too can experience the thrill of riding a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who have stolen all the cake in the land. But beware, for the land is also home to a mischievous group of prankster Endermen who love to steal your blocks and replace them with TNT. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BeanBoyz Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama in the kitchen is nothing compared to the chaos in our virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of following recipes and getting yelled at for not knowing exactly how many cans of beans to buy? Look no further! On our server, you can craft to your heart’s content without any judgment from your fellow players.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a world where the chili is always good, no matter how many cans of beans you use. So come join us and let’s create some culinary chaos together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BoatBlockerZ

boat in yard, boat maintenance, boat ownership, boat removal, boat storage, boat tires, BoatBlockerZ, borrowed property, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Disrespect, neighbor dispute, neighborly etiquette, neighborly expectations, neighborly favors, neighborly relationships, neighborly responsibilities, property rights, setting boundaries, yard space

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Our community is so close-knit, we practically babysit each other’s virtual kids and share virtual edibles (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!).

But wait, there’s more! We have a boat in our virtual yard that has been abandoned for months. Will the owner ever come back for it? Who knows! It’s like a virtual game of hot potato, but with a boat.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take things too seriously. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual boat tire dilemma – now that’s Minecraft madness at its finest!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	239	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12