B L E A C H – M I N E C R A F T S M P | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyRedditors – House, Wife, Car!

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Are you tired of living a boring life in Minecraft? Do you want to upgrade from your tiny dirt hut to a luxurious mansion with a hot tub and diamond-encrusted walls? Look no further, because on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft baller!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear top hats. Our community is filled with players who have reached the pinnacle of success in the game, with houses so grand that even Notch himself would be jealous.

But how did they get here, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that those who join our server are blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. They receive unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a personal army of loyal wolves to protect them at all times.

So if you want to live the high life in Minecraft, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find yourself behind the wheel of a virtual Lamborghini, with a beautiful Minecraft wife by your side. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to level up your Minecraft game and become a true legend in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BrexitSpyCraft

#intelligence gathering, BETRAYAL, Brexit negotiations, Brexit saga, BrexitSpyCraft, Conspiracy, covert operation, Espionage, european union, foreign influence, government corruption, Honeytrapped, international relations, Irish politician, political manipulation, political scandal, russia, scandalous affair, secret mission, spied, undercover operation

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT HONEYTRAPPED IRISH POLITICIANS SPYING FOR RUSSIA DURING THE BREXIT SAGA!

WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN THE POTATOES IN IRELAND, AND CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE POLITICAL SCANDALS!

BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET SPY BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW MINECRAFT SPIES!

JOIN US NOW FOR A FUN AND CHAOTIC TIME THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT POLITICS AND MINECRAFT!

ALSO, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY. DON’T MISS OUT!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Star Shards Collected:	234	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Bee Wasp Hornet Swarm

adaptation, Attack, Bee, Bee Nests, BEES, Chaos, danger, Destruction, High winds, hornet, hornet nests, HORNETS, insects, Nature, nest destruction, Survival, Swarm, Wasp, wasp nests, wasps, weather, wildlife, wind damage

come join our epic minecraft server where the bees, wasps, and hornets are on a mission to seek revenge for their fallen nests! watch as they swarm around looking for something to attack, only to find themselves in a world full of blocks and pixels. join now and witness the chaos as these tiny creatures wreak havoc on everything in their path. it’s a buzzin’ good time!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Enchantments Applied:	199	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pussy Palace Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, DATING, emotional connections, fidelity, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, Minecraft, monogamy, one woman, Palace, personal choice, pussy, relationships, romantic relationships, Self Respect, self-control, Server, sex, sexual experiences, sexual partners

Are you tired of being a one-woman man in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate place to find all the virtual love you desire. With a player base of over 100,000, you’ll have plenty of options to choose from. Plus, our custom plugin “Love Potion” guarantees that you’ll never be lonely again. Join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft player with a harem of virtual girlfriends!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

/utwg/ – Unemployed Tech Workers General V2 Minecraft SMP

Career Advice, Career Transition, general, helpful resources, Interviewing, job hunting, job loss, job market, Job Search, job tips, Layoffs, Minecraft, networking, professional development, remote work, resume writing, salary negotiation, smp, Tech, tech industry, tech workers, unemployed, unemployment, utwg, workers, youtube channels

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to get to it.

2. Our server mascot is a giant pink llama that shoots rainbows out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we got it, just enjoy the show.

3. Every full moon, the entire server turns into werewolves and we have epic battles in the forest. It’s like Twilight, but with more creepers.

4. Our admin once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that now roam the skies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

5. We have a special event every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most insane adventures of your life! Just watch out for those zombie chickens…

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Ores Mined:	9522
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!

Beirut, chief, chiefs, Conflict, Crisis, Dahieh, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iran Revolutionary Guard, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missing, out of contact, Quds Force, QudsCraft, regional politics, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, Terrorism

So, like, you know when you’re playing Minecraft and you’re just mining away and building your epic castle, but then you realize, “Wait, I need more craziness in my life”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild ride where even Iran’s Quds Force chief is out of contact because he’s too busy trying to survive in our insane world.

Dahieh? More like Da-heeey, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! We’ve got explosions, surprises around every corner, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield. Trust us, you won’t be able to stay away once you’ve experienced the chaos that is our server.

So why wait? Join now and see why everyone is talking about our Minecraft server. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Iran’s Quds Force chief trying to navigate our crazy world. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Weekend Warriors Server

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where the weekends never end cuz time is a lie and we live in a perpetual saturday. imagine mining diamonds and building epic castles while sippin on margaritas and partying with unicorns. our server is so lit, even the creepers be droppin sick beats. plus, rumor has it herobrine is our resident dj and he throws the wildest raves in the nether. so come on down and join the party, cuz on this server, every day is a weekend!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Love Letters Sent:	16
Towns Built:	2	Farms Harvested:	107

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

1.21.1, Adventure, Archive, base, building, Chill, Community, Discord, Environment, Excavation, Friends, Gathering, greying, Join, knowledge, list, Materials, Memories, Minecraft, Natural, scenery, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smaller server, Technology, TreePaunch

TreePaunch Minecraft Server Overview

Description
TreePaunch is a Minecraft server for players who enjoy building and preserving the natural environment in-game.
Number of Players: 3-5 during non-peak days
Community Focus: Building, collaboration, and creating a safe, fun environment
Server Discord: https://discord.gg/cwKeFe5qWv

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of builds are allowed on the server?

A: We encourage players to build creatively while incorporating their creations into the natural scenery. However, griefing or inappropriate builds are not allowed.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join TreePaunch. We encourage a friendly and inclusive community.

Q: How can I access old worlds or archives on the server?

A: We save all of our old worlds and keep them available for download or visitation. Please contact an admin for access.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?

A: We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Savannah Craft Minecraft Server

Africa, African capitals, African cities, African countries, Cities, continent, Craft, culture, Diversity, Exploration, geography, historical cities, landmarks, metropolitan areas, Minecraft, must-visit cities, Population, SAVANNAH, Server, top cities, tourism, travel, urban centers, vibrant cities

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take you on a wild adventure through the vibrant and bustling cities of Africa! Join us as we explore the top 10 cities from the continent, including:

1. Nyanza – where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride on elephants instead of horses. 2. Wakanda – a hidden city filled with advanced technology and friendly pandas who love to play Minecraft. 3. Zamunda – home to the tallest skyscrapers made entirely out of cocoa beans. 4. Timbuktu – where you can trade your diamonds for magical potions that give you superpowers. 5. Kilimanjaro – climb to the top of this city and slide down the snowy slopes on a diamond sled. 6. Alexandria – a city filled with ancient ruins and secret treasure chests waiting to be discovered. 7. Casablanca – where the villagers throw the most epic parties with fireworks made out of emeralds. 8. Cairo – a bustling metropolis where you can ride camels through the streets and battle mummies in the pyramids. 9. Marrakech – a city known for its colorful markets and delicious food made from enchanted ingredients. 10. Cape Town – where you can sail the high seas on a diamond-encrusted ship and battle pirates for their treasure.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and experience the wonders of Africa like never before! Who knows what kind of adventures and mischief you’ll get into along the way?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up the most delicious pepper and egg sandwiches you’ve ever tasted! Our secret recipe will have you coming back for more, guaranteed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary sandwich-making competition where players battle it out to see who can create the most epic sandwich in all of Minecraft. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of pepper and egg sandwiches (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to feast on the most mouth-watering sandwiches you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you try our sandwiches, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, blissful ignorance, CheaterCraft, Closure, difficult decision, emotional turmoil, family, father figure, half brothers, Hidden Truth, Honesty, long lost siblings, mental health, Minecraft, mixed emotions, moral dilemma, panic attack, protecting happiness, Secrets, Server, sibling relationships, stepdad

Are you ready for some family drama in Minecraft? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s affair with her married boss!

Imagine having secret half-brothers you’ve never met, just like in a soap opera. Will you reveal the truth and shake up their world, or keep it hidden like buried treasure?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Void Gems Collected:	27	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GoAheadGamerGrocery

15 items or less, aita, being considerate, checkout line, crowded store, GoAheadGamerGrocery, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery store etiquette, line courtesy, line etiquette, offering to let someone go ahead, one item, polite gesture, public behavior, quick decision, shopping with family, social norms, standing in line, waiting in line

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even standing in line at the grocery store can turn into a wild adventure! Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of offering strangers to cut in line, only to be met with outrage and drama.

Imagine the chaos of navigating through a virtual grocery store, where you can strategically choose which line to stand in and test your social skills by interacting with other players. Will you be the polite one offering to let others go ahead, or will you be the one causing drama and calling out rude behavior?

With our server, you never know what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll come across. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate grocery store simulation in Minecraft, where even the smallest interactions can lead to hilarious and unexpected outcomes. Don’t miss out on the chance to immerse yourself in the wacky world of virtual grocery shopping – join us today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP

10. Communication on the road, 11. Road courtesy, 12. Reckless driving, 13. Road hazards, 14. Aggressive driving, 15. Road awareness, 16. Defensive driving, 17. Road signals, 18. Road rules, 19. Road manners, 2. Turn signals, 20. Road rage., 3. Road safety, 4. Inconsiderate driving, 5. Traffic etiquette, 6. Mindless driving, 7. Road behavior, 8. Dangerous driving, 9. Frustrating drivers, drivers, Minecraft, SignallessSteve, smp

Are you tired of boring, predictable drivers who use their turn signals like it’s no big deal? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server where chaos reigns supreme and turn signals are considered a sign of weakness.

Picture this: you’re cruising down the virtual highway, minding your own business, when suddenly someone cuts you off without a single blink of their turn signal. But instead of getting mad, you can’t help but laugh at the sheer audacity of it all.

Our server is filled with daredevil drivers who live life on the edge, never knowing what’s around the next corner. Will you be the one to conquer the treacherous roads and come out on top? Or will you be left in the dust, wondering why you ever thought using turn signals was a good idea in the first place?

Join us now and experience the thrill of the unknown, where every turn is a surprise and every driver is a wild card. Who needs turn signals when you have pure, unadulterated chaos?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GFsWeirdMC

BIZARRE, eccentric, funny, funny habits, GFsWeirdMC, Girlfriend, odd girlfriend, odd habits, offbeat, peculiar, peculiar habits, quirky, quirky behavior, relationship, strange behavior, strange girlfriend, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual quirks, weird, weird habits

Are you tired of your girlfriend’s weird habits like collecting toenail clippings or talking to her pet rock? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that craziness behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only weird thing you’ll encounter is a cow wearing a top hat. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they’re practically falling from the sky! So ditch the weirdness and come join us for some blocky fun. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who doesn’t think wearing a banana suit to bed is normal.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

IsraelCompensationMCServer

acceptable targets, compensation, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israel, IsraelCompensationMCServer, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military intervention, nuclear deal, regional stability, Report, sanctions, security cooperation, strategic alliance, US

so like, this server is like, totally lit fam. we give out mad compensation if you hit acceptable targets in Iran. like, imagine blowing up a whole village and getting rewarded with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like a real life video game, but in Minecraft. join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next attacks. shhh, it’s a secret though. come join us and let’s dominate the world together. #minecraftwarriors #compensationgoals #secretbase

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Towns Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3016	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3