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Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 27
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 36
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY