MineCraftyExcuse | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	895	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	3772	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6038
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Farms Harvested:	983
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Emeralds Found:	7041	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8154

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Crops Grown:	4752
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5564
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Towns Built:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Gods Slained:	0

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mines Excavated:	2673	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

Players:	105/100	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Buildings Constructed:	33
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	183
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Love Letters Sent:	19
Void Armor Forged:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4