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Joker’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, BRAINWASHING, Chaos, collapse of norms, False memories, government control, instability, Jokers, Manipulation, mental instability, Minecraft, Party, public breakdown, Rebellion, Riots, Server, social engineering, social experimentation, societal betrayal, society, suggestion, trauma-based mind control, trigger, violence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the chaos and madness of the Joker movie to a whole new level! Join us as we dive deep into the world of psychological operations and social engineering, all while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Ever wanted to experience what it’s like to descend into madness like the Joker? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is designed to make you question reality and plant false memories in your mind. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

Forget about societal norms and embrace the chaos! Our server is the perfect place for those who feel betrayed by society and are ready to rebel. We even have special events where we recreate scenes from the movie, complete with riots and public breakdowns. It’s like LARPing, but with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! The government may be watching, but that just adds to the thrill. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep, dark secrets while playing on our server. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless the government is involved).

So come join us on our Joker-inspired Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and reality is just a suggestion. Trust us, it’ll be a riot! (Literally)

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8968	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ZeroByte Minecraft SMP Fun

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so advanced that we have an application with 0 bytes of size installed by default in Android 13. Yes, you heard that right – 0 bytes! It’s called the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 and it’s so mysterious, it’s like invisible code.

Join our server and unravel the secrets of this bizarre application. Maybe it holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures or summoning mythical creatures in the game. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world?

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server that defies all logic and reason like ours does? Plus, rumor has it that the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Star Shards Collected:	212	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Work Break Minecraft Server

Agreement, balance, Break, Chores, Communication, equality, exhaustion, family dynamics, Financial, Minecraft, new parent, parenting, paternity leave, postpartum, responsibilities, SAHM, Schedule, Server, sleep schedule, Support, support system, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work and family life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to call your job a “break” like some people do!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world while taking breaks whenever you need them – because we get it, being a parent is tough work!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only appear during your work hours, so you better log on and protect your creations before they get blown up!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fun, and maybe even a little bit of chaos – just like parenting!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NoWalletNoProblemMC

Accountability, bill splitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dining out, EMBARRASSMENT, financial responsibility, friendship, Generosity, group dynamics, Honesty, Integrity, NoWalletNoProblemMC, peer pressure, peer support, personal finance, social etiquette, social situations, Trust, wallet

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to cover other players’ expenses? Look no further! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine and build without worrying about your friends forgetting their wallets.

Join us and avoid awkward situations like the one Sarah put our player through. We promise not to guilt trip you into covering someone else’s share, no matter how small the amount. Plus, with our crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and leave your wallet at home – we’ve got you covered in the virtual world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

ADD, bastards, blocky, Cinema, Creative, ending, Entertainment, film, Fun, funny, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, idea.., long tail tag, Movie, movie quote, Piece, Shit, suggestion, tagline, you piece of shit

Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NavyCraft Minecraft Server

cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Gulf region, Indian Navy, international relations, Iranian port, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, naval drills, naval exercises, naval fleet, NavyCraft, Server, Ships, strategic partnership, Tensions, Training, West Asia

come join our epic minecraft server where indian navy ships are training in iranian port but with a twist! instead of training for war, they are training to build the sickest minecraft ships you’ve ever seen! sail the high seas with your crew of navy seals and take on epic battles against sea monsters and rival pirate crews. but watch out for the kraken, he’s a real party pooper. join now for a chance to win a real life navy ship (just kidding, that’s illegal). so come on down and set sail on the most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	129	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

biden, Bidens, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, negotiations, nuclear deal, Oil, oil facilities, peace talks, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, US, War

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	175
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

#youtube, application, committed, Community, Content Creation, Cube, curated, Discord, Experience, form, Fresh, Friends, Funky, interview, invite, Join, long term, Mature, members, Minecraft, noses, Odorfree, Season, Shape, Small, smp, STINKY, Whitelist, youtube.com

Rotten Block SMP

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Content creation, community building
Members	Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
What is the main focus of the server?	We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
Can I watch the members’ content?	Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6852	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	100	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, paint, patch notes, PIXEL, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, SplatoonEU, SplatoonJP, SplatoonNA, Version 9.1.0, weapons

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?

Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

anger, compassion, crime, emotions, Empathy, Ethics, Frustration, Justice, Minecraft, morality, Pedophiles, pissed, pissed off, player, prisoners, punishment, Retribution, Revenge, Righteousness, smp, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NoCollegeNoProblem

alternative career paths, career choice, college, education, family dynamics, family pressure, following your passion, hair stylist, higher education, Individuality, NoCollegeNoProblem, non-traditional career paths, personal choice, pressure from family, pursuing dreams, Role Model, Self Discovery, societal expectations, societal norms, Support, traditional education

Are you tired of being judged by your family for not having a degree? Join our Minecraft server where your skills and creativity are valued more than any piece of paper!

Just like the OP’s cousin who found her passion in doing hair and is making bank, you can unleash your talents on our server and become a virtual millionaire! Who needs college when you can build your own empire in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Don’t let your family’s expectations hold you back – join our server and show them that success comes in many forms, even if it’s pixelated! Plus, we won’t call you an ahole for following your dreams, unlike some people in the real world. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where being yourself is the only degree you need!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

HappyLifeMC SMP

Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, Happy, HappyLifeMC, joy, Life, life satisfaction, Peace, personal happiness, positive mindset, positivity, reasons for contentment, reasons for happiness, reasons for joy, reasons for peace, reasons for satisfaction, reasons for well-being, satisfaction, smp, well-being

Are you happy in life? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Seriously, it’s like a party in the Nether 24/7! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a stand-up comedian in disguise. So come on, what are you waiting for? Happiness awaits you in our wacky and wild Minecraft world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SecretMineCraftFun

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Are you tired of living a boring, secret-free life? Come join our Minecraft server and spill all your deepest, darkest secrets in our virtual confession booth! Our pixelated priests are ready to absolve you of all your sins, no matter how scandalous. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to share their juiciest secret. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the secrets fly!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyHongKongers

activism, anti-China sentiment, Asia-Pacific, China, Chinese interference, civil liberties, CraftyHongKongers, cross-strait relations, deportation, diplomatic incident, east asia, foreign interference, freedom of speech, Harassment, Hong Kong, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, political tensions, pro-democracy, protest, taiwan

lol imagine a minecraft server where the only rule is to build the biggest, baddest, most epic tower you can think of. like, seriously, if your tower isn’t touching the clouds, you’re doing it wrong. and get this, the only way to join is if you can recite the entire bee movie script backwards while juggling flaming swords. it’s like, super exclusive and intense, but totally worth it for the bragging rights. plus, rumor has it that if you reach the top of your tower, you’ll find a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. not even kidding. so come join us and let’s see who can reach the cheese first!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3020	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Towns Built:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	115273
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2