PorchPiratePunisher | New Minecraft Servers 2024

WeddingCraft: Third Wheel Edition

Boundaries, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Edition, emotional distress, Emotional support, family involvement, feeling betrayed, feeling humiliated, feeling isolated, feeling left out, feeling misunderstood, feeling neglected, feeling numb, feeling overwhelmed, feeling unimportant, Insecurities, relationship issues, third wheeling, trust issues, wedding planning, WeddingCraft, wheel

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any fiancée drama like this poor soul! Join us and build your dream world without worrying about inside jokes, third-wheeling, or feeling like a complete stranger in your own relationship. Our server is a safe space where you can truly be yourself and escape from all the wedding planning chaos. Plus, we guarantee that no one will mistake you for being in a relationship with your best friend – unless, of course, that’s what you’re into! So come join us and leave all the relationship drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Farms Harvested:	777
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SoreMuscleNeedsRest – Minecraft SMP

body awareness, Body language, body positivity, body signals, health, listen to your body, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-awareness journey, self-care, self-care routine, smp, SoreMuscleNeedsRest, wellness

Are you tired of your body constantly nagging you to exercise and be healthy? Well, ignore that noise and join our Minecraft SMP instead! Our server is so addictive and fun that you won’t even have time to think about your health. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually increase your strength and agility in real life. So why listen to your body when you can join us and become a virtual warrior instead?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

GrumpyCraft

“Youth, aches and pains, Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, dislike, getting older, growing up, GrumpyCraft, Maturity, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, regrets, responsibilities, societal expectations, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you find yourself getting grumpier with each passing year? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild!

On our server, you can build the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to create a giant toilet castle? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky physics).

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players can prank each other with exploding chickens or fake treasure chests. And every Friday night, we host a virtual dance party complete with pixelated disco balls and DJ skeletons.

So why waste your time being a boring adult when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner goofball? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3339	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magic Items Found:	4737
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MacronCraftEU

brexit, Crisis, Die, Emmanuel Macron, EU, EU collapse, EU disintegration, EU future, EU stability, EU survival, european integration, European leaders, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, Macron’s warning, MacronCraftEU, Politics, Warning, Warns

Yo, forget about all that political drama, come join this EPIC Minecraft server instead! Emmanuel Macron might be warning about the end of the EU, but we’re here to save the day with our blocky paradise.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who decided to throw a party. But instead of blowing up everything, he invited all the players on our server for a dance-off. And guess what? The creeper won! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to fly. It’s like a bacon-flavored version of Peter Pan, except with more explosions and less pixie dust.

So, if you’re tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible, come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	7980	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Star Shards Collected:	50
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Aqua Watchers

Analysis, Aqua, chemistry, Crafty, discovery, Experiment, first time, Hydrogen, innovation, Molecular scale, Molecule, nanotechnology, Observation, oxygen, PHYSICS., researchers, Science, Spectroscopy, study, Technology, Watchers, Water

Come join our epic minecraft server where water forms at the molecular scale FOR REALZ, just like those fancy researchers said! We got water that’s so tiny you’ll need a magnifying glass to see it, it’s like a microscopic water park up in here! And guess what? The water is MAGIC, it can make you fly and turn into a unicorn if you drink it (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on down and witness the wonders of science in action, only on our totally not-made-up Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Virtual Headaches: Semi-Bland, No Coffee Required (Java Edition)

Adventures, Builder, coffee, community-driven, Crafting, Dream Base, Edition, epic quests, Explore, Friend, gameplay features, Headaches, java, Latest Version, Memories, Minecraft, Plugins, required, Resources, Semi Vanilla, SemiBland, server ip, Survival, teamVHQ, unforgettable, virtual, Whitelist

Server Name	Virtual Headquarters
IP Address	vhq.falixsrv.me

Overview:

Hey, Minecraft enthusiasts! 🏰✨

We’re thrilled to invite you to Virtual Headquarters, a community-driven Minecraft server designed for players of all ages! Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring adventurer, or just looking to hang out with friends, we have something for everyone!

Features:

Survival Mode: Gather resources, build your dream base, and survive the night!
Custom Plugins: Unique gameplay features that enhance your experience.

Community:

Join a friendly and welcoming community where you can make new friends, collaborate on builds, or embark on epic quests together!

How to Join:

Make sure you have the latest version of Minecraft.
Add the server IP: vhq.falixsrv.me
Make sure to get whitelisted when joining the server.

We can’t wait to see you in Virtual Headquarters! Let’s build, explore, and create unforgettable memories together! 🎮💖

Happy crafting!

TeamVHQ

vhq.falixsrv.me

FAQ:

How do I get whitelisted on the server?

To get whitelisted, send a message to the server admins with your Minecraft username and a brief introduction about yourself. They will review your request and add you to the whitelist if approved.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, there are rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Rules include no griefing, respecting other players, and following server guidelines. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Can I use mods on the server?

The server has a specific list of approved mods that you can use. Make sure to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any conflicts or issues while playing.

Is there a discord server for Virtual Headquarters?

Yes, there is a dedicated Discord server for Virtual Headquarters where players can chat, collaborate, and stay updated on server events and announcements. Join the Discord server for a more connected gaming experience.

How often are there events on the server?

Events are regularly scheduled on the server to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players. Keep an eye on the server announcements and Discord server for event schedules and participate for a chance to win rewards and prizes!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Towns Built:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Volleyball Legends Minecraft Server

athlete, athletic performance, competitive sports, favorite athlete, favorite player, Legends, Minecraft, Server, sports, sports fandom, sports team, Sportsmanship, team camaraderie, team player, team spirit, team sports, Volleyball, volleyball competition, Volleyball game, volleyball match, volleyball player, volleyball season, volleyball skills, volleyball team

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. But the catch? The chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown. Yes, you heard that right. A giant chicken wearing a crown. Only on our server, folks.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic volleyball tournaments you’ve ever seen. Forget about mining for diamonds, the real competition is on the volleyball court. Who will be crowned the champion? Will it be Steve, the block-breaking warrior? Or maybe Alex, the fearless explorer? The stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next? It’s all waiting for you on our server. See you there!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

High School Dropout Minecraft SMP

background checks, Career Advice, dropout, dropped out, entry level, entry level jobs, gaps in resume, HIGH, high school, job experience, job hunting, job interviews, job market, Job Search, Job Seeker, lying on resume, microsoft excel, Minecraft, office position, online courses, Promotion, resume tips, School, smp, wagey

Are you tired of being a wagey and want to level up in life? Join our Minecraft SMP where we value creativity and storytelling skills! Just like how you can craft a fake resume to land a job, you can craft epic builds and outrageous stories to impress your fellow players.

Imagine creating a castle made entirely out of lies and deceit, just like your resume! Or maybe you can build a secret underground base where you hide all your fake job titles and promotions. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway).

So come join us and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a virtual promotion and become the CEO of our Minecraft world. Just remember, in this SMP, the only thing you need to be honest about is having a good time. See you in game, liar extraordinaire!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL

aita, calling out, christian hypocrisy, Christian values, confronting relatives, family disputes, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial struggles, generational wealth, Inheritance, living situation, Money Matters, moral judgment., personal values, religious beliefs, thief, unchristian, uncle, UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL, wedding costs

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in living life to the fullest without the burden of marriage! Join us and escape the pressures of society like our player (25f) who is too broke to tie the knot with her bf (25m) but living her best life in our virtual world.

🎉 Dive into the drama like our player’s cousin (28m) who married a pastor (28f) just to move in together – talk about commitment! And don’t forget about the family inheritance drama that rivals any soap opera plotline. Will you stand up to your thieving uncle and his privileged offspring, or will you forge your own path in our crazy server?

💸 Money may not buy happiness, but it sure does make for some interesting family dynamics on our server. So come on in and build your dream world without the judgment of those who think marriage is the only way to live. Who needs a wedding ring when you have diamond armor, are we right? 😉 Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AwkwardEavesdropMC SMP

awkward, AwkwardEavesdropMC, Conversation, cringe-worthy, eavesdropping, EMBARRASSING, funny, gossip, inappropriate, intrusive, mortifying, Overheard, Personal, Private, Secrets, Sensitive, Shocking.., smp, social faux pas, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, Unintentional

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the most awkward thing you’ll overhear is someone singing “Baby Shark” on repeat while trying to tame a wild llama with a rubber chicken. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before! So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4065	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyWebLinks

CraftyWebLinks, helpful websites, internet resources, Online platforms, Online Tools, Recommendations, useful websites, web resources, website collection, website database, website directory, website discovery, website guide, website index, website list, website recommendations, website reviews, website roundup, website showcase, website suggestions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life, where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where you can ride on a rollercoaster made of cake, swim in a pool of melted chocolate, and have a dance party with a group of friendly creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey you’ve ever been on! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

Conflict, CraftyPutins, economic impact, Economy, ENERGY, Geopolitics, global economy, global oil prices, international relations, market volatility, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, oil market, oil production, oil trade, OPEC, political tensions, putin, russia, sanctions, Saudis, Server, War Economy

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, Putin’s war economy is like, in trouble if, like, the Saudis make oil prices go down. And, like, we gotta help Putin out by playing Minecraft, ya know? Like, every block you mine is like a step towards saving the world economy, man. Plus, there’s, like, crazy adventures and, like, secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind, dude. So, like, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, Hope, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, persecution, refugee, Relief, rescue, survivor, war zone, WOMAN, Yazidi

LOL, OKAY SO LIKE, THIS SERVER IS LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE, JUST LIKE THIS YAZIDI WOMAN WHO ESCAPED FROM GAZA, BUT INSTEAD OF ESCAPING, YOU’RE JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND IT’S LIKE BEING FREE AT LAST, BUT IN A BLOCKY WORLD.

YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE THE ADVENTURES HERE ARE WILDER THAN THE ONES THIS WOMAN WENT THROUGH. LIKE, WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE IN RAINBOWS AND DIAMONDS, AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE THE MACARENA.

ALSO, THE BUILDINGS HERE ARE MORE EPIC THAN THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA. WE GOT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE, A SKYSCRAPER THAT TOUCHES THE CLOUDS, AND A GIANT TOILET THAT FLUSHES YOU INTO A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR.

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE FREEDOM LIKE THIS YAZIDI WOMAN, BUT IN A PIXELATED PARADISE, THEN JOIN OUR SERVER NOW. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	8649
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Astro Dino Party: Nadir Crater

asteroid, asteroid impact, Astro, cataclysm, Celestial, collision, crater, Dino, Dinosaurs, Earth, Event, Extinction, geology, History, Impact, impact crater, mass extinction, Nadir, Nadir crater, Paleontology, Party, planetary science, prehistoric, Science, Space

u know that big asteroid that killed all them dinos? well turns out it had a lil buddy called nadir crater and it’s now a freaking minecraft server. join us if u wanna see some out-of-this-world builds and survive in a land where dinosaurs still roam. we got lava pits bigger than ur mom’s cooking pot and caves deeper than ur ex’s love for u. come on, be a dino-slayer and build ur own empire in this prehistoric paradise. trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get eaten by a t-rex, but that’s just part of the fun). so what u waiting for? join nadir crater now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

mc.whis.pro Minecraft server

Alina, Boyfriend, comfortable, Community, convenient, Events, Friends, Fun, Gaming, interlocutors, Minecraft, No Lags, No mods, Players, private server, Server, Unique, Vanilla, Whis

Hello, I’m Alina. My boyfriend and I decided to open our own private vanila+ server with a comfortable and convenient game, without mods or lags. Here you will find interesting interlocutors and players, and you will also be able to take part in various events, and spend your time with pleasure!

We are waiting for you and your friends on our unique server – Whis!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Buildings Constructed:	49
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2