Metzitzah Minecraft SMP – Dare to Look Inside

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Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our SMP for a chance to explore the mysterious and wacky world of Metzitzah! Legend has it that deep within the metzitzah lies hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for the metzitzah is guarded by a mischievous group of llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

Join our SMP if you dare to test your skills against the llamas of the metzitzah and claim your rightful place as the ultimate treasure hunter. But be warned, only the bravest and most daring players will survive the challenges that await in this bizarre and unpredictable world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the metzitzah and emerge victorious!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Star Shards Collected:	109	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Feeling Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GFsMarathonNoShow

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

achievement, career advancement, continuous learning, discipline, goal-setting, hindsight, learning, Long-term goals, MineSkillz10YearsAgo, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, regret, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-discipline, skill development, success, Time management

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Gouty Villagers

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

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LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

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The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

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🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9427	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CakeWarsCraft

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Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

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Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CreeperCruncher42

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Animals Bred:	147	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4665
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Farms Harvested:	487
Divine Spears Created:	11	Potions Brewed:	119
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!