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| Players: |
103/900 |
Votes: |
1695 |
| Rating: |
4.3 / 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: |
5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: |
1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: |
7 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: |
1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: |
5 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: |
4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: |
2 |
Astral Projections Made: |
3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: |
2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: |
0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: |
2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: |
1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: |
1 |
Mines Excavated: |
2366 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic
minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.
we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.
plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.
and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.
