so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to, like, do all these crazy challenges and stuff. but get this, the only way to pass is if u can do the standardized field sobriety test, like what even? u gotta walk in a straight line and touch your nose and stuff. but hey, it’s all for fun, right? join now and show off your mad sobriety skills, bro!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found: 5779 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4897
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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