CraftyNoobsdojo | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Region Never Ad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it once turned a player’s pet pig into a flying unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Magic Items Found:	3375
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Trolled in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing lag for days. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as off topic.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Runes Activated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crops Grown:	5444

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BabyBILGamer420

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything.

Our server is like no other, with a storyline straight out of a soap opera. Witness the epic saga of a sister with two ex-husbands, a current husband, and a baby on the way. Who needs TV when you have this level of family drama in Minecraft?

Join now to experience the thrill of a stepdad trying to outshine the biological father, kids caught in the middle of a love triangle, and a sister who just can’t seem to catch a break. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the chaos and craziness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3166
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Animals Bred:	39
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

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Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Void Armor Forged:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mines Excavated:	4798	Astral Projections Made:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1400	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

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HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

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Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BrasilBrosAdventure

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	3411	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockyParentRegrets

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crops Grown:	5230
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Emeralds Found:	7121
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2617
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Star Shards Collected:	237
Secret Passages Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crops Grown:	9627	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4