Kino Minecraft SMP CBGBs

CBGBs, concert memories, iconic clubs, Kino, legendary venues, Live Music, Minecraft, Music, music experiences, music history, Music legends, music nostalgia, music venues, new york city, punk bands, punk culture, Punk Rock, punk scene, rock and roll, Rock Music, smp, underground scene

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to log off faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato just because why not? Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your diamond armor breaks from all the shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island with nothing but a pet parrot for company, and even a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a regular pickaxe spray-painted gold).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you saying “What was one kino that really gave you the CBGBs?” (whatever that means).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Port Minecraft SMP w/ Mods or Emulation

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Are you tired of playing on boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and a little bit of chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now ruling with an iron hoof. Will you join forces with them or overthrow their bacony regime? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we have a mod that turns all the creepers into friendly, cuddly kittens. Watch out though, because they still explode with cuteness!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get your dancing shoes ready!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BabyBash Minecraft Server

adjusting to change, BabyBash, Birthday Party, child development, children’s birthday, emotional meltdowns, family decisions, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting dilemmas, postpartum, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sleepover, sleepover etiquette

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of parenting in the virtual world! 🍼🎮

Are you tired of dealing with meltdowns like Ellie’s over sleepovers? Join us and let your kids have as many virtual sleepovers as they want without disturbing the baby zombie in the house! 🧟‍♂️💤

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild parties that will make your child forget all about real-life sleepover drama. 🎉🎈

So come on over and let your kids have the time of their lives while you enjoy some peace and quiet in the real world. Join now and say goodbye to parenting dilemmas! 🤪✨ #ParentingWin #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Void Gems Collected:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SofaSnoozeNoMore

aita, Bed.., box room, Cinema, Communication, compromise, decision, family, girlfriend’s cousin, guest, office, own home, refusing to sleep on the sofa, second bedroom, sleeping arrangements, Sofa, SofaSnoozeNoMore, staying over, unreasonable, weekend plans, working from home

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the OP in this story, we believe that you shouldn’t have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your girlfriend’s cousin.

Join us and never worry about being kicked out of your own bed again! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that supports your right to sleep in peace.

Don’t be like the OP in this story, be the master of your own Minecraft domain on our server. Who needs a sofa when you can have a virtual kingdom to call your own? Join now and sleep like a king (or queen)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyCrafter SMP: Heart Eyes 😍

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Are they constantly building heart-shaped structures out of pink wool and diamonds in Minecraft? Do they keep leaving signs around your base saying “I dig you”? If so, congratulations, you’ve got a secret admirer on the server! Join now and see if you can uncover the identity of your mysterious builder crush. Who knows, it could be the server admin, a famous YouTuber, or even a creeper in disguise! Don’t miss out on this chance for some pixelated romance and drama.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	119	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SeasonCraft – Because every season is a new adventure!

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Do you love seasons? Well, on our server, every day is a different season! One minute you’re building a sandcastle on the beach, and the next you’re skiing down a snowy mountain. Who needs a calendar when you have our wacky weather system?

Join our server and experience the thrill of never knowing what season will come next. Will it be raining cats and dogs? Or maybe a heatwave that turns your crops into popcorn? The possibilities are endless!

So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our ever-changing seasons. Who needs predictability when you can have pure pandemonium?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyCreeperCo: DealOrNoDealGeo

Agreement, Caucasus region, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperCo, Deal, DealOrNoDealGeo, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, diplomatic solution, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, georgia, international relations, negotiations, occupied regions, peace talks, political tensions, resolution, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes

so like, imagine this minecraft server, right? it’s like, the wildest place you’ll ever see, man. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. it’s like a party in your computer, bro.

and get this, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right. want a diamond sword? bam, you got it. need a castle made of gold blocks? poof, there it is. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with more explosions.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground city? yeah, there’s a whole civilization living down there, trading emeralds for enchanted books and brewing potions that’ll make you fly. it’s like a whole new world, man.

so come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the occasional creeper blowing up your house, but hey, that’s just part of the fun. see you in the game, dude.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Slide n’ Shock Server

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Yo, have you ever wanted to experience the ultimate electric vibes in Minecraft? Well, this server is where it’s at! We’ve got static electricity like you’ve never seen before, thanks to our top-notch physicists who have cracked the code on how it all works.

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the front and back of sliding motion, creating a charge differential that will make your hair stand on end (literally). Feel the crackle of static electricity as you navigate through our electrifying world, where every block you touch could send sparks flying.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where science and Minecraft collide in such a shocking way? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly electrifying – join us now and get ready to be zapped into a whole new world of fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RichLands Minecraft server

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RichLands is a vanilla server with RP elements.

There is no donation of any kind on the server.

On the server you can survive alone or with friends. Join settlements or create your own.

To access our server, you must:

1. Log into our Discord server.

2. Fill out the form.

3. After your profile is approved, you will be added to the whitelist and you will be able to play on our server

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7529	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Coffee Network: Where minigames, realms, and PVP are brewed to perfection!

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Welcome to Coffee Network Minecraft Server

Website	Visit Coffee Network
Discord	Join our Community

Welcome to Coffee Network, the ultimate Minecraft experience! We’re home to a dynamic mix of KitPvP and Survival modes, with more exciting game modes coming soon! Whether you’re looking to conquer in PvP battles or build your empire in a survival world, we’ve got it all.

Features:

✅ KitPvP – Battle it out in fast-paced, skill-based PvP.
✅ Survival – Explore, build, and thrive in our economy-driven world.
✅ Events – Join community events for special rewards and fun!
✅ More Game modes Coming Soon – Stay tuned for exciting new game experiences!

Note: Staff applications are currently closed, but we are always looking for active community members. Join us today and become part of a growing community of dedicated players!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any age restrictions to join the server?	No, players of all ages are welcome to join our server.
Can I join the server on a cracked version of Minecraft?	No, we only allow players with a legitimate copy of Minecraft to join.
How often are new game modes added to the server?	We aim to add new game modes regularly, stay tuned for updates on our website and Discord.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Cracker Craze Minecraft Server

Binge Eating, Calorie Counting, coping mechanisms, Cracker, CRAZE, dieting, emotional eating, fasting, food addiction, Hummus, meal planning, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nutrition, overeating, self-control, Server, skinny, support groups, Therapy, unhealthy habits, weight management, wheat crackers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your real-life food addiction by indulging in virtual feasts of epic proportions! Our pixelated world is filled with endless buffets of cake, cookies, and pizza – all with zero calories!

Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the evil Food Monster, who tempts players with delicious treats at every turn. Will you have the willpower to resist his sugary temptations, or will you succumb to the cravings and binge on virtual snacks until dawn?

With mini-games like “Cake Wars” and “Pizza Parkour,” you’ll never run out of ways to satisfy your hunger for adventure. So come join us on our server, where food addiction is not a problem – it’s a way of life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	84	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Fake Religion Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, Certainty, computers, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Fake, Fingerprints, IMPOSSIBLE, Minecraft, proof, Religion, skepticism, smp, Truth, uncertainty, UNIQUENESS, validation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll meet the most unique and outrageous players in the blocky world! We’ve got a player who builds exclusively with pink wool and another who communicates solely through chicken noises. And don’t even get us started on the player who insists on wearing a pumpkin on their head at all times.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and unforgettable moments that will leave you questioning if you’re in the real world or just a pixelated dream. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to finding a unicorn in Minecraft (spoiler alert: it involves feeding a horse a stack of enchanted golden apples).

So why wait? Come join our wacky world and be a part of the most unique Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate who shares your love for building giant statues of llamas.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CheaterCraft: Not Your Dad’s Minecraft

abandonment, anger management, CHEATER, CheaterCraft, Dads, dna test, emotional trauma, family betrayal, family conflict, family drama, father issues, father’s grief, half-sister, Infidelity, male role model, marriage issues, Minecraft, one night stands, parental custody, parental responsibilities, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama doesn’t exist because we’re all just blocks! Join us for a fun and chaotic time as we build, mine, and explore together.

Looking for a new family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family issues and create your own blocky family with fellow players. No DNA tests required here!

Join us to build your dream world and leave behind the drama of cheating moms and paternity tests. Our server is a safe space for all players to escape reality and just have a good time.

So come on, join us and leave all that real-life drama behind. Who needs a mom demanding apologies and texts when you can have fun building and crafting in Minecraft? Let’s block out the negativity and create a new family within our pixelated world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

QuoteOfTheDayMC SMP

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“Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our epic block party. So come on down and join the fun – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional accidental TNT explosion. But hey, that’s just part of the charm, right?”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PixelPotionCraft

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Do you know what you can’t live without, even if it costs you your diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear? That’s right, it’s our Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with stacks upon stacks of rare blocks. Legend has it, anyone who finds this chest will be granted the power of infinite building creativity and will become the ultimate master builder in all the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to see who will be crowned the Chicken Champion of the server.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks and music discs galore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	9592

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RussianBlockParty

Academia, academic exchange, cern, collaboration, diplomatic tensions, European Organization for Nuclear Research, expel, expulsion, global affairs, international relations, November 30, PHYSICS., Politics, research, russia, Russian scientists, RussianBlockParty, sanctions, Scientific community, scientific cooperation, Scientific progress

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we kick out russian scientists for fun!!! like, who needs science when you can build cool stuff in minecraft, amirite?? we have lava pits for them to fall into and obsidian jails to lock them up in. join now and help us get rid of those pesky scientists, they don’t stand a chance against our diamond swords and enchanted armor. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare mobs to battle. so what are you waiting for?? join now before the russians take over and turn everything into a science experiment gone wrong!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	941725	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2266	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.