Kino Minecraft SMP CBGBs

CBGBs, concert memories, iconic clubs, Kino, legendary venues, Live Music, Minecraft, Music, music experiences, music history, Music legends, music nostalgia, music venues, new york city, punk bands, punk culture, Punk Rock, punk scene, rock and roll, Rock Music, smp, underground scene

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2194
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mines Excavated:	2488

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to log off faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato just because why not? Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your diamond armor breaks from all the shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island with nothing but a pet parrot for company, and even a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a regular pickaxe spray-painted gold).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you saying “What was one kino that really gave you the CBGBs?” (whatever that means).

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Star Shards Collected:	260
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7479
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	724	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168
Alien Abductions:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Magic Items Found:	5998
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Animals Bred:	74	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Emeralds Found:	6529	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	New Chunks Explored:	171758
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	248
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Buildings Constructed:	26
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ores Mined:	8492	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mines Excavated:	4924
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Crops Grown:	1523	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	2

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	New Chunks Explored:	674215
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magic Items Found:	5707
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	3994	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!