Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, cunts, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, fat, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fatphobia, hate, Hate Speech, mental health, Minecraft, online harassment, overweight, plus size, self esteem, smp, stigma

Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Divine Spears Created:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Love Letters Sent:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crops Grown:	5397

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Welcome to Myrdia, where we pretend to be architects in Minecraft instead of actually building our real-life kingdoms!

Abilities, Adventure, alliances, Architects, aurelia, Battles, Biomes, Builder, building, Character, Community, contributions, Explorer, Immersive, Kingdoms, landscapes, Minecraft, Myrdia, player, PRETEND, Reallife, Skills, smp, strategy, Structures, warrior

Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft Server

Features
Towny
MCMMO
Enhanced World Generation

Whether you seek to build towns, hone your skills, or explore unique worlds, Aurelia offers a diverse and immersive experience for players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Towny?	Towny allows players to create and manage their own towns, form alliances, and build thriving communities.
What is MCMMO?	MCMMO is a plugin that adds RPG elements to Minecraft, allowing players to level up skills and unlock special abilities.
What is Enhanced World Generation?	Aurelia features a customized world with stunning landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures for players to explore.
Is Aurelia suitable for all types of players?	Yes, Aurelia caters to builders, warriors, and explorers, providing a rich and immersive experience for every player.
How can I join Aurelia?	Simply connect to the Aurelia Minecraft server and become part of a welcoming community where your contributions matter.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

War Projector Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, escalation, escalation of conflict, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Iran nuclear deal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, projector, red flags, red light, RETALIATION, rings of power, Server, strategic implications, Tehran, Tension, Vengeance, War, war projectors, WARFARE

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging war projectors and red lights of severe vengeance in Tehran! Our server is so intense, even Iran is getting in on the action! Who knew Minecraft could be so geopolitically charged?

But wait, there’s more! We also have red flags and rings of power for you to collect and use in your epic battles. Will you be able to handle the strategic implications of all this chaos? Join now and find out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Weirdo Minecraft SMP Player

ANNOYING, different, distinct, eccentric, funny, Individual, Minecraft, misunderstood, nonconformist, offbeat, one of a kind, out of the box, peculiar, player, quirky, Schizo, self-aware, smp, socially developed, Unconventional, Unique, weird, Weirdo

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you looking for a server that embraces the weird and wacky? Look no further than our SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of playing with a self-proclaimed schizo who may or may not be annoying at times. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their Minecraft world, am I right?

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to dive in. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our quirky community of players?

So if you’re ready to question your social development while having a blast in Minecraft, come join us on our SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the weirdness. See you in-game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BabySwap Minecraft Server

Babysitting, BabySwap, Boundaries, child care, Communication, cousin, Decision making, family, Friend, judgement, Minecraft, misunderstanding, opinion, parenting, Perception, perspective, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Server, Support, Trust, trustworthiness

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving a baby with a “strange man” for 5 minutes? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate thrill of risking it all for a forgotten notebook. Our community is so chill, you can even leave your baby cousin with your friend while you go on epic quests. Who needs responsible babysitting when you have Minecraft adventures to embark on? Join now and experience the excitement of questionable decision-making at its finest!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magic Items Found:	5228	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

WeddingDressCosplayWars

alterations, bride, Charity, charity shop, convention, COSPLAY, cosplay season, costume, cousin, family, Fight, Jareth, labyrinth, progress, sarah, Sarah’s ballgown, social media, Upset, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressCosplayWars

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and cosplay shenanigans!

Picture this: you stumble upon an old school wedding dress in a charity shop, and instead of using it for a wedding, you turn it into the most epic cosplay costume inspired by Jim Henson’s Labyrinth. But wait, there’s more! Your cousin tries to buy the dress off you after seeing how amazing it turned out, causing family drama and chaos. Will you stand your ground and keep the dress for your epic cosplay, or will you give in to the pressure?

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of turning a wedding dress into a cosplay masterpiece, all while dealing with family drama and intense cosplay battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HomeOfficeHero – Minecraft SMP

career, digital nomad, entrepreneur, flexible work, freelance, Home office, HomeOfficeHero, Job, job satisfaction, Minecraft, online business, remote work, self employed, smp, telecommuter, telecommuting, telework, virtual assistant, work flexibility, work from anywhere, work from home, work-life balance

Are you tired of your boring 9-5 job? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling mobs! Our server is run by a group of eccentric billionaires who got bored of counting their money and decided to create a virtual world where anything is possible.

Need a break from your mundane job of data entry? Come join us and become a professional block stacker! Sick of dealing with annoying customers in retail? Join our server and become a master of redstone engineering!

We even have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server – will you join them or stop their evil plans? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness. So quit your boring job and join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SuperCraftyHeroes

agility, alter ego, CAPE, comic book hero, crime fighter, dc comics, Favorite, favorite character, favorite superhero, heroism, inspiration, Justice, Marvel, mask, Role Model, Saving the Day, secret identity, SuperCraftyHeroes, SuperHero, superhuman strength, Superpowers

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only superhero is Steve in his blocky armor? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be ANY superhero you want! Want to fly around like Superman and shoot lasers from your eyes? Done. Want to swing through the city like Spiderman and shoot webs at creepers? Easy peasy. Want to summon thunderstorms like Thor and smite your enemies? You got it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Super Sheep, a sheep with the power to explode and take out anything in its path. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Super Sheep, you will gain invincibility and the ability to turn all your enemies into fluffy little lambs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the superhero you were always meant to be. Just watch out for the evil Villain Villager who is always plotting to take over the world with his army of zombie minions. It’s up to you to save the day and become the ultimate hero of the server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Battle Bones & Weapon Wars

ancient artifacts, ancient battle, ancient bones, ancient civilizations, ancient conflict, ancient history, ancient societies, ancient warfare, Ancient Weapons, ancient weapons discovery, archaeological discovery, Archaeological excavation, battle, battle analysis, battle evidence, battle study, bones, historical research, historical warfare, WARFARE, Wars, weapon, weapons

come join our epic minecraft server where you can uncover ancient battles and wield weapons made of bones! travel back in time 3,250 years and fight alongside different societies who traveled hundreds of kilometers just to duke it out in the ultimate showdown! uncover the secrets of the past while building your own epic kingdom in the present. join now for a bone-rattling good time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Potions Brewed:	125	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DefendCraft | Vanilla Server Minecraft server

Cities, Communication, Coreprotect, Cozy, Creeper Farm, DefendCraft, Friends, Fun, guarantee, imagination, Minecraft, NO DONATION, No Regions, Plasmo Voice, Plugin, Reliable, Safety, Server, Vanilla, vanilla server, voice chat

We have a voice chat plugin on our server (Plasmo Voice), this way it will be more convenient to communicate with others and much more fun!

Immerse yourself in a fun time in our cozy little server! Without extra regions and donation cases. Find friends or build a super creeper farm. Your imagination decides what the server will be like!

The server has the most reliable plugin – CoreProtect. If your things are stolen, killed, blackened, or even just the text on the sign is changed, everything can be restored! Thanks to this we provide a perfect guarantee of safety against the neck

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Falcom Server #2069

Amazon ranking, Connect events, Crafty, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, guides, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Music, NIS America, Oath in Felghana, Prologue gameplay, Puyo Puyo Tetris 2, Server, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the blocks are made of pure chaos and the creepers wear top hats!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally) and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of giant chickens. And don’t forget to check out our secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden traps (good luck surviving that!).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Love Letters Sent:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Dimension Hops:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minecraft SMP: /Omori Trash Thread/

AH refugees, Blogposting, desuarchive, dw, homog, horny, image maker, Kitty Edition, long tail, Minecraft, OMORI, Omori Trash, picrew, picrew.me, Rentry, rw, smp, Spillover, Tea Parties, Thread, Thread Template, Trash

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner kitty cat! 🐱 Join us for a purrfectly chaotic time filled with building, exploring, and of course, plenty of catnip breaks.

Our server is a spillover of horny, blogposting, tea parties, and refugees from the infamous /omog/ server. We’ve got Picrew image makers to help you create your own adorable kitty avatar, because who wouldn’t want to play as a cute little feline in the blocky world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of super intelligent cats who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve world domination? Or will you be the hero who stops their evil plans and saves the day?

So come on, hop on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this kitty-filled world. Just be sure to watch out for hairballs and laser pointer traps along the way. 😉

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BloodyPixel Minecraft Server

#Intention, art, art history, autistic, bathroom, BloodyPixel, Clytemnestra, Collier, Communication, Curiosity, Disturbing, family, gory, Jean-Jaques Hauer, Millais, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Niece, ophelia, Paintings, parenting, Server, The Murder of Marat

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Then come join our server where we have paintings of people dying in bath-related ways lining the walls of every bathroom!

Just like the iconic art pieces in our server, we have a community full of colorful characters, including a curious 10-year-old named Emily who loves to learn about the history behind each painting.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can explore, create, and maybe even uncover some hidden mysteries behind the art on our walls. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bath-related adventure of your own! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Creeper’s In-Law Showdown

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, CREEPERS, Disrespect, emotional attachment, family conflict, family dynamics, family photo, family traditions, Family Values, GRIEVING, Grieving Process, inlaw, late wife, Loss, mourning, moving on, new wife, relationships, remarriage, Respect, showdown

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Imagine a family photo hanging on the wall of our Minecraft world, a photo of a late wife who is still very much a part of the family. Now picture a new wife coming in and causing chaos, trying to remove the photo and breaking the frame in the process. Can you say drama llama?

But wait, there’s more! This new wife accuses the family of valuing a “dead person” more than her, and then gets kicked out of the server for her shenanigans. And the best part? The family drama doesn’t end there – it’s just the beginning!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, join us now and buckle up for a wild ride! Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ExRelationshipGrief Minecraft SMP

attachment, bittersweet, Breakup, Closure, emotions, ex-partner, ExRelationshipGrief, healing, HEARTBREAK, longing, love, Memories, Minecraft, missing, moving on, Nostalgia, past, Previous relationship, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentimental, smp, yearning

Are you tired of being lonely in Minecraft and missing the companionship of a good ol’ diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place to find your new Minecraft soulmate!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even find love in a world made of blocks. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pig companion to ride into battle with?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft player 2 to share your virtual bed with.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RegrettableCraft

advice, Avoiding, Choices, Decisions, Experience, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, MISTAKES, past, personal growth, preventing, Reflection, regrets, RegrettableCraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom, younger self

If I could stop my younger self from doing one thing, it would be joining that one Minecraft server that claimed to have a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Little did I know, it was actually just a trap set up by a group of mischievous creepers who loved to prank unsuspecting players. Let’s just say, I ended up getting blown up more times than I can count. But hey, at least I learned the valuable lesson of always reading the fine print before joining a server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Magic Items Found:	7472
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.