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Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Votes:	2486
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Star Shards Collected:	183	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Animals Bred:	195
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Star Shards Collected:	255	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	591380
Divine Spears Created:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Alien Abductions:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Magic Items Found:	2268	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	63	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	75	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Towns Built:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2122	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	999884
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Zombie Dances:	5

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Players:	105/500	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4453	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	180	Alternate Realities Explored:	5