Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wild adventures that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join us on our server where the chat is so schizo, you’ll never know what to expect next. One minute you could be discussing the best way to build a castle, and the next you’re debating whether llamas are secretly plotting to take over the world.

But that’s not all! We have legendary tales of players who have tamed dragons and ride them into battle, epic pranks that will leave you in stitches, and secret underground societies that are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Warped Vanilla Funhouse: Only for 15+ VIPs on a Twisted Adventure!

    Warped Vanilla Funhouse: Only for 15+ VIPs on a Twisted Adventure!

    🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

    About Us

    Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

    The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

    The just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get in to the server.

    Links

    Discord Invite Join our Discord
    Instagram Visit our Instagram

    Vanilla Experience

    We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

    Community

    We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

    Respect

    Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

    How To Join

    We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

    Join our Discord and apply!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Not Your Average Minecraft Server

    Not Your Average Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with 14-year-old girls who just aren’t cutting it in the attractiveness department? Well, fear not, because on our server, we cater to a different crowd – the /b/ homos who love to date ugly old ladies! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, hilarious banter, and of course, plenty of blocky adventures. Who needs teenage drama when you can have a server full of mature ladies who know how to have a good time? So come on, join us and see why dating ugly old ladies is the new trend in Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 54
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 3939

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your weirdest fetishes, talk about your kinkiest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

    In our Nigge Edition, we have special events where you can compete in fap-offs and see who can climax the fastest. The winner gets a special prize that will make your Minecraft experience even more… stimulating.

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just make sure to have a tissue handy…

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyLove Minecraft Server

    CraftyLove Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream virtual home without any messy property disputes.

    On our server, you can team up with fellow players to create epic structures and explore vast landscapes. But beware, there may be some players who try to pull a sneaky move like asking you to put all your diamonds into a shared chest while they keep theirs hidden away.

    Don’t worry about credit scores here, everyone is equal in the world of Minecraft! And if someone tries to pull a fast one on you like suggesting you take out a virtual loan to cover their share of the virtual house, just block them and move on to building your own empire.

    So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a shared house when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not shady partners trying to take advantage of you. Let’s block out the negativity and mine for some fun!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • ConcertCrazeMC

    ConcertCrazeMC
    Looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world? Join our server and experience the thrill of living life to the fullest, just like my impulsive husband!

    Imagine this: you’re on a 5-hour flight to a country near us to see your favorite artist perform live. But here’s the catch – you can’t get leave from work! So you have to leave on Saturday morning, come back on Monday morning, and go straight to work on a red eye flight. Talk about dedication!

    But wait, there’s more! The total cost for this adventure is around 1300 USD, but don’t worry, your husband will cover it if you’re uncomfortable with the cost. Who needs financial stability when you can have a once-in-a-lifetime experience, right?

    So, are you ready to join our server and embark on crazy adventures like this? Don’t be a party pooper, come join the fun and let’s make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next Minecraft update)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Runes Activated: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 26
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 155

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server

    Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! your newborn baby is instantly protected from getting hospitalized just by you getting the covid vaccine during pregnancy. like, how crazy is that?! join now and save your baby from the hospital drama, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, rumor has it that the more you play on this server, the stronger the vaccine protection gets. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate vaccine warrior in the minecraft world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 Mines Excavated: 3567
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Helios: The Yawn – Now with EXTRA Sunburn! No Square Sunscreens Needed! Join now for some SPF fun!

    Helios: The Yawn – Now with EXTRA Sunburn! No Square Sunscreens Needed! Join now for some SPF fun!

    Helios Minecraft Server

    Favorite Plugins Favorite Mods

    The Helios Minecraft server combines both mods and plugins to offer an enhanced gameplay experience. The server features a roleplay-based Age Progression system, where players can influence the course of the game’s development.

    For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord here (Recommended 4GB RAM allocated) or use the Modpack here.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join the server by visiting our Discord and following the instructions provided.
    What are the server’s main features? The server features a mix of popular plugins and mods, a roleplay-based Age Progression system, and player engagement through building towns and nations.
    Is there any IP address to connect to the server? No, you can join the server through Discord without requiring an IP address.
    What system requirements are recommended for the server? We recommend allocating at least 4GB of RAM to ensure smooth gameplay.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • China Posters Minecraft Server

    China Posters Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the land is filled with mysterious China posters! Legend has it that a group of mischievous pandas snuck into the server and plastered them everywhere as a prank. But don’t worry, these posters hold secret clues to hidden treasures and epic loot. Join us and unravel the mystery of the China posters while embarking on wild adventures with your fellow players. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 22 Dragon Eggs Found: 7916

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Bootlicking Hog Cope Documentary Minecraft SMP

    Bootlicking Hog Cope Documentary Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between bootlicking hogs and deranged cultists! We have a thriving community of piggies and crazed followers ready to duke it out in epic battles for supremacy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and plenty of keks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience like no other!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Potions Brewed: 73
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • FoodieFiesta Minecraft Server

    FoodieFiesta Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring and ordering food for your friends is considered a crime! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this player who tried to be a good host but ended up being accused of being “controlling” for ordering pizza.

    On our server, you can expect unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of this story. Who knew that trying to feed your friends could lead to such a heated debate? But fear not, on our server, we embrace all kinds of crazy situations and turn them into unforgettable experiences.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything can happen, where ordering food can spark a controversy, then look no further! Join us now and be part of the madness. Who knows, you might even end up in a similar situation, ordering pizza for your virtual friends and starting a virtual food fight. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3398
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BoobCraft: Table Edition

    BoobCraft: Table Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about accusations of “putting yourself on display”!

    Join us and experience a world where your only concern is finding diamonds, not dealing with jealous fiancées who can’t handle your epic gaming skills. Plus, with our virtual tables, you won’t have to worry about uncomfortable boob squishing incidents – unless, of course, you’re building a boob-shaped house, in which case, more power to you!

    So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise no one will accuse you of being a show-off or a slut for simply playing the game. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style. Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ExesCraft: Love is a Creeper

    ExesCraft: Love is a Creeper
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as getting back with your ex? Well, look no further because our server is like that crazy ex who keeps things interesting! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic PvP battles, and more drama than a soap opera. Who needs closure when you can have chaos? So come on, join us and let’s see if this relationship can work out better than your last one!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Farms Harvested: 646
    Animals Bred: 150 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Potions Brewed: 128 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CraftyNavalnyPrisonPotion

    CraftyNavalnyPrisonPotion
    lol come join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life!! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure!!

    rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a bird!! plus, we have a secret society of ninja turtles who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat!!

    oh, and did we mention that the server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can meet aliens and ride on space whales?? yea, it’s pretty wild.

    so what are you waiting for?? join now and become a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe!!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • SkyDragon Minecraft server

    SkyDragon Minecraft server

    **Welcome to our vulture server version 1.20.2!**

    ? **Vulture mode** is a cruel world where everyone is for himself. Fight enemies, protect your buildings and get resources by any means necessary!

    ? **Survival** – build your base, explore dangerous territories, fight mobs and other players. Only the strongest will be able to survive and become leaders!

    ⚔️ **PvP battles** – want to test your strength? Test your skills in exciting PvP battles where your survival will be at stake!

    ? **Clans and alliances** – team up with other players, create clans and build empires together or seize other people’s territories!

    ? **Version 1.20.2** – the newest features, blocks and mechanics are waiting for you on the server. Updates and new features are here!

    Join us now and prove that you can survive and dominate the vulture world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Buildings Constructed: 12
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • "Seeking blockheads for bedrock server hold the sprinkles"

    "Seeking blockheads for bedrock server hold the sprinkles"

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Bedrock Only
    Current Players 5
    Features Similar to Hermit Craft, Shopping District
    Age Requirement 13 or older

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Join our discord server and introduce yourself in the #self-introduction channel.
    What if I am under 13 years old? Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 13 or older to play on the server.
    What is the server’s theme? The server is similar to Hermit Craft with a focus on community and a shopping district.
    Do I need any specific Minecraft version to join? We are a bedrock only server, so you will need to play on the Bedrock Edition of Minecraft.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 354

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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