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The Pixelated Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a special feature called “post your face” where players can upload a picture of their face and have it plastered all over the virtual world for everyone to see. Show off your best selfie while battling creepers and building epic structures!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends. Who knew pigs had such killer dance moves?

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any danger that comes your way. These feathered warriors are trained in the ancient art of cluck-jitsu and will stop at nothing to keep you safe while you explore the virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just remember to bring your best dance moves and be ready to show off your face to the world.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ores Mined:	6139	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

1btc Minecraft SMP Holder

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Are you tired of holding onto that 1btc since 2017 and not knowing what to do with it? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can trade that 1btc for in-game diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks. Rumor has it that he can summon a herd of creepers with just a flick of his wrist.

Join now and become part of our wacky community where we host weekly llama races, giant chicken jousting tournaments, and even have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let’s mine, build, and laugh together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	156	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CheerCraftCentral

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Looking for a place to escape the real world and have a blast with your pals? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.

Need a break from the stress of daily life? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a laugh with your friends. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will always know how to cheer you up, whether it’s with a well-timed joke or a ridiculous prank.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his flock and conquer the server with your feathered friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of laughter, friendship, and chicken shenanigans!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Animals Bred:	159
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Crops Grown:	2325	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HezbollahCraft: ZainabGoneBoom

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lol this server is so lit, even Zainab Nasrallah’s daughter plays on it, until she got rekt in a crazy Beirut strike. come join us and see if you can survive longer than her! we got epic battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from airstrikes. plus, our admins are like ninjas, always ready to swoop in and save the day. join now and be part of the madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky Ghetto Shootout

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come join our epic minecraft server where we fight gun homicides with diamond swords and enchanted armor! our community is so tight-knit, we treat each other like family and protect each other from creepers and griefers.

we have the most lit events, like a weekly dance party in the nether, where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick skins.

plus, our server is so exclusive, even herobrine himself tried to join but we said nah fam, you gotta earn your spot like everyone else.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and crazy as a creeper explosion, then come join us and let’s take down gun violence one block at a time!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minecraft Server: /lolg/ – Laugh Out Loud Gaming

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for our 15 Year Anniversary celebration where we have Music Fan Gragas throwing epic parties, Cosplayer Neeko showing off her amazing costumes, Esports Fan Trundle cheering on every player, and Ann-Sivir-sary giving out free skins like it’s nobody’s business!

But that’s not all! Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs and rainbow unicorns to the game. And don’t even get me started on the PBE Patch Notes – we’re introducing a new dimension where you can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas!

Need some inspiration for your builds? Check out our account stats and model viewer to see the most epic creations on our server. And if you need some guidance, our OP pastebin has all the tips and tricks you need to dominate the game.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Love Letters Sent:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is absolutely sick of ‘im! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes before exploding! Join us for a wild ride full of chaos and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AuntieSlayin’Craft

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Are you tired of judgmental adults who can’t handle being called out by a 5-year-old? Then join our Minecraft server, where kids rule and adults drool! Our server is a safe space for all, where even the youngest players can stand up to the haters.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that stands up for what’s right. Who needs adults when you have a squad of fearless 5-year-olds ready to take on the world? So come on, join us and show those judgy adults who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Crops Grown:	9674	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FearlessCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because on our server, you’ll have to overcome the fear of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers! Yes, you heard that right. These fearless fowl will stop at nothing to take you down and steal all your loot. But don’t worry, once you conquer this fear, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days. So come join us and show those zombie chickens who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyMorningFun

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Do you wake up and immediately start mining for diamonds? Or maybe you prefer to tame a herd of wild pigs before breakfast? Well, whatever your morning routine may be, our Minecraft server has got you covered with all the craziness you could ever want!

Join us for a world where creepers are actually friendly and trade you rare items for hugs. Build a castle made entirely out of cake and watch as villagers flock to your sugary fortress. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your wildest dreams, come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Gods Slained:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyAyatollahSafeHouse

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OMG U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER WAS PLAYIN AND HE HAD TO MOVE TO SAFETY CUZ HE COULDN’T HANDLE THE EPICNESS! LIKE, THE CREEPERS WERE LITERALLY BOWING DOWN TO HIM, BUT HE WAS LIKE “NAH, I CAN’T HANDLE DIS, I’M OUT!” SO IF U WANNA BE MORE EPIC THAN IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U FIND THE SECRET DIAMOND MINE, U CAN SUMMON A HERD OF LLAMAS TO RIDE INTO BATTLE! YEAH, LLAMAS, NOT HORSES, LLAMAS! SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGENDARY LLAMA RIDER!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Atoq’s Vanilla Adventure: Where even the creepers prefer their vanilla flavor!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Age	1.5+ years old
Events and Polls	Regular events and polls
Whitelist	Application required for access
Community	Active community and staff
Mods	In-game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Rich storyline and lore
Java Version	v1.19.3
Custom Origins	Unique origins and beliefs

Join our Discord for more information!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Do I need to be a content creator to join?

No, being a content creator is not a requirement, but the server is tailored towards content creators.

How can I apply for whitelist?

You can apply for whitelist through our Discord server by filling out the application form.

What kind of events are hosted on the server?

We host various events such as building competitions, PvP battles, treasure hunts, and more.

Can I suggest new mods or features for the server?

Yes, we welcome suggestions from our community members and regularly consider adding new mods or features based on feedback.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Hiro’s Minecraft Server – The Destroyer

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Are you tired of dealing with hiro the slant eyed gook ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and help us defeat this evil villain once and for all! With epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to save the Minecraft world from destruction, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun. Plus, rumor has it that hiro the slant eyed gook drops rare loot when defeated – so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show him who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Naruto’s Minecraft SMP Village

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on any griefers trying to ruin the fun. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors.

2. The spawn point is actually a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. Who knows what kind of adventures await you there!

3. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have decided to join in on the fun. Don’t worry, they promise not to blow up your builds… most of the time.

4. Want to become a Minecraft millionaire? Well, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere on the server. Good luck finding it before someone else does!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft world. Just remember, this is canon and you will read it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Towns Built:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchantments Applied:	72
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VillagerRocketsBOOM

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Lol come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow up villages like Hezbollah but with TNT and creepers! Watch out for those pesky villagers trying to escape our wrath, but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect ourselves. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos, just like a real war zone but with pixelated blocks! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss and dominate the server with our epic builds and crazy antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	928	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	137	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6