Slim Seat Minecraft Server

125lbs, 200lbs, back pain, crushed balls, diet changes, discomfort, fatty liver, gall stones, health issues, Minecraft, pressure points, Seat, Server, shifting positions, sitting positions, skinny people, slim, Tips, torture, unhealthy foods, weight loss, weight loss journey

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where sitting comfortably is a thing of the past! Our server is so intense, it will have you constantly shifting positions and feeling the pressure in all the wrong places. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

We have skinny players who have mastered the art of surviving in this cruel world of discomfort. They will share their tips and tricks with you, so you can navigate the game without crushing your balls in the process.

And if you think losing weight is tough in real life, just wait until you see the challenges our server has in store for you. With Gaul stones and fatty liver as obstacles, you’ll have to think twice before indulging in fatty foods – both in-game and in real life.

So come join us on our server, where the pain is real but the laughs are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be such a workout for your body and your mind?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3145	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Farms Harvested:	153	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Oh, Look Minecraft Server

Coozy, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, explicit, explicit behavior, explicit content, explicit language, inappropriate, Irrelevant, look, Minecraft, offensive, oh, profane, Server, She-whorey, Shocking.., Vulgar

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is always high and the stakes are even higher! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and plenty of laughs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named She-whorey built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But then Coozy came along and stole all the diamonds, causing chaos and mayhem in the land. And let’s not forget about that one player who thought they were irrelevant, but ended up becoming the ruler of the entire server with their epic building skills.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky madness. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you there, you crazy Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Anthro Females Ruling Human Males SMP #1022

/hmofa/ Tagged Library, ADHG Story Directory, Anthro, archives, blind date, Chicken In the Fox’s Den, City of Glass, dominant women, DOMINATING, fall from grace, Females, Furries, Hmofa Masterbin, Human, Human Males, Jurassic Hearts, Males, My Life Now the Anthrostate’s, Old Bin, pet of furry general, Post-Work Relief, Risk Compensation, Ruling, Scanline Desires, Shallowintrospection, Shelby, smp, Stories, subby males, We Could Build A Life Together

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where anthro females dominate human males in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop shenanigans and absurd storylines that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, our server is all about exploring the dynamic relationships between dominant women and submissive men. From chicken in the fox’s den to blind dates gone wrong, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and chaos.

But beware, we have strict rules in place to keep the trolls at bay. No ERP, no cuckold/NTR, and definitely no boring storylines allowed. Only the most outrageous and entertaining plots make the cut here.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get pretty wild around here.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Buildings Constructed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mines Excavated:	2583	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dad’s U-Turn: Sister Drama!

abandonment, abandonment issues, Dads, Drama, emotional trauma, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family rejection, family responsibilities, Family Support, Family Values, forgiveness, Generational conflict, parental expectations, parental regret, parenting, reconciliation, sibling relationships, sister, teenage motherhood, teenage pregnancy, UTurn

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can experience more family drama than a soap opera!

Meet 18nb, the rebellious teenager who got kicked out of their house by their dad for getting pregnant. But wait, there’s more! Their sister is 27f, living in another state and barely talking to them. And let’s not forget about the grandparent drama – their dad had a sudden change of heart after a minor heart attack and now wants to be a part of their life again. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for the ultimate family drama experience. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Plus, we have epic builds, mini-games, and a supportive community to help you through all your virtual family troubles. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	79	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchantments Applied:	112
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SchoolDramaCraft SMP

high school scandal, school administration, school bullying, school community, school controversy, school culture, school discipline, school drama, school environment, school events, school fights, school gossip, school incident, school investigation, school news, school reputation, school rumors, school safety, school staff, SchoolDramaCraft, smp, student behavior

Oh man, let me tell you about the craziest thing that happened at our school! So, one day during lunch, a group of students decided to start a full-on food fight in the cafeteria. It started off with just a few french fries being tossed around, but then things escalated quickly. Before we knew it, there were mashed potatoes flying through the air, spaghetti being used as lassos, and even someone tried to launch a whole pizza like a frisbee. It was absolute chaos! The teachers were running around trying to break it up, but they were slipping and sliding on all the food on the floor. In the end, the principal had to come in and threaten to cancel prom if the students didn’t stop. But hey, if you want to join our Minecraft SMP, we promise there will be no food fights, just epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Crops Grown:	5513
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Love Letters Sent:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockyBlueBalls

BlockyBlueBalls, fleeting desires, fleeting fantasies, fleeting thoughts, forbidden temptations, guilty pleasures, horny, impulse decisions, impulsive actions, lustful ideas, lustful urges, momentary cravings, Post-nut clarity, regret, Regrettable choices, sexual fantasies, short-lived pleasures, short-term gratification, temporary desires, temporary satisfaction

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6282

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KhameneiCraft: Emergency Meeting!

Conflict, crisis management., diplomatic efforts., emergency, Emergency Meeting, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel tensions, Khamenei, KhameneiCraft, leadership, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, military response, Nasrallah, Politics, regional security, security threats, strategic planning, strike, Targeting

LOL join this epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Iran’s Khamenei! Our leader is always convening emergency meetings because someone keeps targeting our beloved player Nasrallah! Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Khamenei himself couldn’t predict!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	132	New Chunks Explored:	319821

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Stairway to Minecraft Fun

accident prevention, construction, fall prevention, Fun, handrail, home improvement, household safety, Minecraft, railing, Safety, stair construction, stair design, stair installation, stair maintenance, stair railing, stair renovation, stair repair, stair safety, stair safety tips, staircase, staircase railing, Stairs, STAIRWAY

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE HAVE RAILINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION YOUR VERY EXISTENCE! ONE TIME, A PLAYER FELL OFF A RAILING AND LANDED IN A FIELD OF RAINBOW LLAMAS! TRUE STORY, BRO.

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

= HoneyCraft = l 1.20.4 Vanilla Server Minecraft server

Active, Community, Development, Enhancements, Environment, Experience, EXPERIMENTAL, Features, Friendly, functions, Gaming, Honey Craft, Minecraft, new, Players, Plugins, Server, Unique, Vanilla

We kindly invite you to Honey Craft – a new vanilla Minecraft server that will combine the classic gaming experience with sizzling plugins! We are just starting our path, and you yourself can help us formulate a unique gaming experience and contribute to the development of the server. What’s in store for you at Honey Craft? Vanilla proof with plugins – Enjoy classic Minecraft with additional features such as plugins to improve the gaming process without destroying its foundation. Unique ability to flow – We are just starting, and your thought is important! Contribute your opinions to plugins, functions and enhancements, and help create the ideal server. Friendly and active community – Join us at an early stage and become part of our friendly team as we develop and improve the server. Experimental plugins – Our plugins are constantly being updated and improved, so you can enjoy new functions and gaming features in the future. Join Honey Craft today and help us make this server unique! Your input and ideas can be a part of our success and create the best gaming environment for all players.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

14 year old, 1991), abuse of power, bragged, controversy, Disturbing, Exploitation, exploitation of minors, Girls, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, Locker Room, Minecraft, misconduct, naked, Palace, PIXEL, scandal, Server, sexual misconduct, teen sex pageant, trump, underage, Unethical

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump at a teen sex pageant in 1991? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Trump would want to join (but sorry, no locker room access here)! We’ve got 14-year-old players building epic creations and having a blast – no creepy locker room shenanigans allowed! Join us for a crazy good time and leave the inappropriate behavior at the door. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory – the only thing Trump-like about this server is our epic builds!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Heel Minecraft SMP Show

audience reaction, cheap heat, controversial tactics, crowd cheers, heel, indy house show, Minecraft, Playing the heel, say the N word, Show, smp, wrestling, wrestling audience, wrestling character, wrestling controversy, wrestling crowd, wrestling entertainment, wrestling heat, wrestling heel, wrestling indy show, wrestling performance, wrestling storyline, wrestling tactics

Are you tired of playing the hero on other Minecraft servers? Come join our SMP where you can be the ultimate heel! Want to get cheap heat and have the crowd cheering for you? Just drop the N word in chat and watch the chaos unfold! Join us for insane storylines and outrageous antics – you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

AutisticSisMCServer

autistic sister, AutisticSisMCServer, Boundaries, Communication, custody, difficult decision, Emotional support, family tragedy, freedom, Guilt, love, love for sister, parenting, personal time, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, social life, Space, Stability, uncle

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from family responsibilities? Join us and build your own virtual family that won’t ask for bedtime stories or snacks every five minutes.

Imagine a world where you can go on dates without worrying about rushing back home to take care of your little sister. Our server offers the ultimate freedom to live your best virtual life without any guilt trips or tears.

Uncle Cory might be cool in real life, but on our server, you can leave all family obligations behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms. Say goodbye to babysitting duties and hello to endless adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of balancing real life with virtual fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to being the reluctant guardian of a little sister who just won’t let you live your best life. It’s time to prioritize your own happiness and let the pixels do the parenting for a change.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crops Grown:	9031
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BlockPartyFamVacay

Adventure, blended family, BlockPartyFamVacay, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family, getaway, Guilt, Memories, Motherhood, parenting, quality time, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, stepchildren, travel, vacation

Are you tired of your boyfriend being a party pooper when it comes to vacations? Do you want to have some fun adventures with your kids without feeling guilty? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where you can go on epic quests and build amazing creations with your children!

Imagine taking your kids on a vacation to a magical land where you can explore ancient ruins, battle fierce monsters, and build towering castles together. Leave your boyfriend behind in the real world while you embark on thrilling adventures with your little ones. Who needs a reluctant partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun memories – join our Minecraft server today and create unforgettable experiences with your kids. Leave the real world drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server waiting for you?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous food combinations ever seen in the game. Picture this: a player trying to survive on a diet of raw fish and rotten flesh because they believe it gives them superpowers. Or how about a player who exclusively eats spider eyes and mushroom stew because they think it will turn them into a Minecraft superhero? Trust us, you won’t find this level of culinary chaos anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6855	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Star Shards Collected:	258	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlockyNostalgia

2000s music, 2000s trends, 90s fashion, 90s trends, BlockyNostalgia, COMEBACK, cultural resurgence, fashion, fashion comeback, iconic, Music, music comeback, Nostalgia, pop culture, Popular, Retro, Revival, Style, Throwback, trends, vintage

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s and 2000s with pixelated graphics, retro music, and funky skins that will have you feeling like you’re living in a time warp. But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games inspired by your favorite childhood TV shows and movies, like a SpongeBob SquarePants themed parkour challenge and a Harry Potter themed potion brewing contest.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in the server where players can dance the night away to classic hits from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Void Gems Collected:	35

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BirdFluCrew

bird flu, bird flu symptoms, BirdFluCrew, Contagious disease, exposure, flu outbreak, flu prevention, healthcare industry, healthcare providers, healthcare system, healthcare workers, healthcare workers health, healthcare workers safety, Illness, infection, Infectious Disease, medical professionals, medical staff, outbreak, respiratory illness, Symptoms

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	237385	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.