Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where sitting comfortably is a thing of the past! Our server is so intense, it will have you constantly shifting positions and feeling the pressure in all the wrong places. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

We have skinny players who have mastered the art of surviving in this cruel world of discomfort. They will share their tips and tricks with you, so you can navigate the game without crushing your balls in the process.

And if you think losing weight is tough in real life, just wait until you see the challenges our server has in store for you. With Gaul stones and fatty liver as obstacles, you’ll have to think twice before indulging in fatty foods – both in-game and in real life.

So come join us on our server, where the pain is real but the laughs are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be such a workout for your body and your mind?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • 🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

    🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨
    About Us
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.
    Application
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

    A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

    Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

    A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

    Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

    A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

    Q: Where is the server located?

    A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

    Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

    A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Zombie Dances: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

    Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 82 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 423 Enchantments Applied: 151
    Chimeras Created: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • ExStepChefCraft

    ExStepChefCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

    Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

    But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Potions Brewed: 62 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

    RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • EmoCraft: The Feels Express

    EmoCraft: The Feels Express
    Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
    New Chunks Explored: 327170 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • FrostCraft Minecraft Server

    FrostCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 67
    Buildings Constructed: 19 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • NATOandEU4Ukraine

    NATOandEU4Ukraine
    so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Qualities Description
    Close to Vanilla 99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
    Server Type PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
    PvP Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
    Server Size Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

    Application:

    Apply Here

    Discord:

    Join our Discord

    We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

    A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

    Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

    A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

    A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

    Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

    A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • GPU Wars Minecraft Server

    GPU Wars Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

    Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Alien Abductions: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftyClassmateCraze

    CraftyClassmateCraze
    Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

    Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

    So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6336 Star Shards Collected: 100
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

    ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Digging4Diamonds

    Digging4Diamonds
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

    InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!
    Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft
    Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!
    Server Details:
    Server IP: play.myinstacraft.com
    Website: MyInstaCraft
    Dynmap: Explore the Map
    Discord: Join us on Discord
    About Us:
    – Established and Going Strong: With over four years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
    – Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.
    Features:
    – Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
    – Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
    – Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
    – Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
    – Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.
    Who We Are:
    Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

    FAQ:

    Q: How do I join the server? A: Simply input the server IP “play.myinstacraft.com” in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
    Q: Are there any rules I need to follow? A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website or ask our staff for clarification.
    Q: Can I create my own player shop on the server? A: Yes, you can create player shops and engage in the server’s active economy feature.
    Q: How can I report incidents of cheating or griefing? A: You can report incidents to our vigilant staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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