Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY