BookWormSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

/r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, coping strategies, DATING, how old are you, Incels, khhvs, kissless handholdless virgins, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, reddit, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, social isolation, societal pressure, stigma, support group, VIRGINITY

Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7177	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	3060

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

beekeeping, character profiles, chat client, critique, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, gossip, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild and unpredictable than the creepers are the roleplaying scenarios! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with kinks, fetishes, and more drama than a soap opera.

Whether you’re into beekeeping or just looking for someone to make your virtual partner cum OOCly, this server has it all. With a webchat for textual roleplaying and group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, you’ll never run out of things to do.

So come on in and create a character profile that will make even the most seasoned roleplayers blush. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match for some steamy Minecraft roleplay. Join now and let the debauchery begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops

anger, assets, BETRAYAL, college debt, DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops, Disappointment, disgust, Estate, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial, Grandfather, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, medical bills, mental healthcare, relationship, Resentment, trust fund, Will

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise.

Just like my grandfather’s estate, our server is vast and full of surprises. Explore 300 acres of virtual land and discover hidden treasures along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret stash of diamonds!

Need a break from reality? Dive into our server and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or embark on epic quests with your friends. The possibilities are endless!

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where family drama is strictly prohibited, you’ve come to the right place. Our community is all about positivity and good vibes. No toxic players or drama llamas allowed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your own happily ever after. Who knows, you might even find the family you’ve always dreamed of – minus the crazy exes and shady wills, of course!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

#sustainability, CHANGE, compassion, cooperation, Empathy, environmental consciousness, equality, healing, Hope, Justice, Kindness, love, mental health awareness, positivity, progress, social justice, Understanding, Unity, unity in diversity, world peace, WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

A Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of llama jousting! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is overrun with llamas and the only way to establish dominance is by challenging other players to epic llama jousting battles. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them or risk facing their wrath as they launch sneak attacks on unsuspecting players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who will only reveal its location to the bravest of adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your gaming life. Just watch out for those llama spit attacks!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Animals Bred:	194
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FriYAY Craft!

celebrate, Chill, Craft, drinks, end of week, family, FRIDAY, Friends, friYAY, Fun, happy hour, long weekend, Party, Rejuvenate, Relaxation, REST, Socialize, TGIF, unwind, weekend, work week

Are you tired of boring Fridays spent doing nothing but staring at a screen? Well, fear not, because on our epic Minecraft server, every Friday is a wild party filled with dancing creepers, disco sheep, and a DJ villager spinning the sickest beats! Join us for a Friday fiesta like no other and let loose in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky skeletons). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s 1999…or at least like it’s a Friday on our server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Star Shards Collected:	134	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

HagueCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, activism, advertising, air travel, Ban, climate change, conservation, cruise ships, dutch city, eco-friendly, energy-consuming industries, Environmental Protection, global impact, green initiative, HagueCraft, Minecraft, Netherlands, oil ads, policy, progressive, Server, The Hague, Urban planning

yo come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the lame stuff like oil ads and big energy-consuming industries like air travel and cruise ships. like, who needs that when you can just chill in our virtual world and build epic castles and stuff? plus, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the server. it’s gonna be cluckin’ crazy, bro. so come join us and be part of the revolution against boring ads and industries. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	213

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

child-free, controversial, Family Planning, Fine, Government, law, legislation, Lifestyle, NoKidsAllowedCraft, parenting, penalties, policy, population control, Promoting, proposed law, public opinion, reproductive rights, restrictions, russia, social norms, thousands of dollars

YO, U WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT BREAK OUT INTO OPERA SINGING! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND IF U FIND A GOLDEN APPLE, IT TURNS U INTO A UNICORN!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS IF U CAN SOLVE THEIR RIDDLES. OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS EYES?

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U HATE FUN, THEN MAYBE U WILL.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	8621
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Whispering Pines

Creative, Economy, Survival

Experience a relaxing yet fun Minecraft adventure on Whispering Pines! Our server offers a range of exciting features, including convenient warps for easy navigation, and a rewarding economy system where you can earn money by defeating mobs. With our anti-griefing measures in place, you can build, explore, and create with peace of mind, knowing your structures are protected. Whether you’re looking to embark on epic quests, collaborate with friends, or simply unwind and explore, Whispering Pines has something for everyone. Join our welcoming community and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and thrilling gameplay!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Twilight SMP: Where villager gossip is the hottest news in town!

1.20.1, Claims, Cracked, Discord, gossip, HermitCraft Inspired, Hottest, Modded, Nations, News, Origins, premium java edition, Roleplay, smp, Starlight SMP, TOWN, Towny, Twilight, villager, Website, Whitelist, whitelist protection

Welcome to Starlight SMP!
Server Type	Modded 1.20.1 Survival
Features
Supported Edition	Cracked and Premium Java Edition
Discord	[discord.gg/KaMN8bXThR]
Website	[starlightsmp.store.playerlands.com]

FAQs

1. What is Starlight SMP?

Starlight SMP is a modded Minecraft server offering a unique survival experience with custom content, lore, and gameplay features.

2. How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server for the modpack and whitelist application process. More information is available on our website.

3. What mods/plugins are used on the server?

Some of the key features include Towny Plugin, Origins Mod, a custom lore and story system, unique weapons and armor, a cooking and bakery system, and more!

4. Can I use a cracked version of Minecraft to play on Starlight SMP?

Yes, the server supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

5. Is PvP mandatory on the server?

No, PvP is optional on Starlight SMP. Players can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

6. Are there voice chat options available on the server?

Yes, there is optional voice chat available for players who want a more immersive experience.

7. How can I get whitelisted on the server?

Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for the whitelist and join our community.

8. What makes Starlight SMP unique?

Starlight SMP offers a supportive and inclusive community where players can express themselves and create their own adventures in a safe and welcoming space.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2073
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server

celebration, christmas, Community, family, Festive, Friends, Generosity, gift exchange, Giving, Happiness, holiday season, joy, Kindness, Minecraft, Santa Claus, Santas, secret, Secret Santa, Server, sharing, signups, Surprises, tradition, whitelist cards, Winter

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We allow up to 3 whitelist cards, because why limit yourself when you can have triple the fun?

Our staff is working hard to confirm signups, so if you haven’t heard back yet, don’t worry, we’ll get to you soon! And for those of you who reached out about other items, we’ll follow up as soon as possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s make this year the best one yet!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Maya’s 10th Anniversary Minecraft SMP Party

10th, 10th anniversary, anniversary, celebration, maya, Maya 10th Anniversary, Maya anniversary, Maya celebration, Maya celebration pics, Maya pics, Maya professional wrestling, Maya wrestling, Maya wrestling anniversary, mayas, Minecraft, Party, professional wrestling, smp, wrestling, wrestling anniversary, wrestling anniversary celebration., wrestling celebration, wrestling pics, wrestling pics celebration

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be looted. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves – good luck getting to it!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Maya, a wrestling superstar who moonlights as a Minecraft pro. To celebrate her 10th anniversary in the ring, we’re hosting a Maya look-alike contest – the winner gets to challenge Maya herself to a wrestling match in-game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, treasure, and maybe even a little bit of wrestling madness. See you in-game, fellow crafters!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchantments Applied:	156	Horror Stories Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	735432	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HubbyDramaGoneViral

AITAH, Argument, Complain, couple, cry, family, Fight, Friends, good terms, HubbyDramaGoneViral, hurtful, husband, hysterics, jackass, Kids, money issues, move out, overreacted, relationship, sharing, small town, Spouse, ugly crying, Upset, vent, vented

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in a small town! Join us and experience the thrill of venting to your friends about your husband threatening to move out over money issues. Cry ugly tears and let it all out, because that’s what friends are for, right? But beware, sharing your personal drama may lead to your husband banning you from visiting your friends’ virtual houses. Will you choose loyalty to your spouse or juicy gossip with your Minecraft buddies? Come join us and find out! Remember, in this server, the drama never stops!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PikaPlayer Minecraft SMP

#pikachu, Adventure, ash ketchum, bulbasaur, Character, charizard, Day, eevee, FANTASY, Fun, gengar, imagination, jigglypuff, mewtwo, Minecraft, PikaPlayer, Pokeball, pokemon, role-play, smp, squirtle, team rocket

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can be a Pokemon character for the day! That’s right, forget about being a boring old Steve or Alex, now you can be Pikachu, Charizard, or even Jigglypuff!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From battling giant creepers to rescuing villagers from zombie invasions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let your inner Pokemon trainer shine!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7293	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ParentalPeculiarities

bizarre rules, Childhood, childhood memories, discipline, family, family dynamics, funny rules, growing up, household rules, odd rules, Parental authority, ParentalPeculiarities, parenting, parents, quirky rules, strange rules, strict rules, unique rules, unusual rules, upbringing, weird rules

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens riding on top of giant spiders, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks.

Our server is so wild that we have a rule where you can only mine diamonds while wearing a chicken costume and clucking like a chicken the entire time. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NasrallahCraft – Command Center Fun

Center, command, command center, Conflict, Fun, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, intelligence, Israeli officials, Lebanese government, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, militant group, military leader, Military operations, Nasrallah, NasrallahCraft, political leader, regional tensions, SECURITY, Surveillance, Terrorism, War

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT NASRALLAH CHILLIN AT DA COMMAND CENTER, ISRAELI OFFICIALS BE TRIPPIN’ BUT WE BE BUILDIN’ AND CRAFTIN’ LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND SEE NASRALLAH DROP SOME SICK BEATS WHILE WE MINE AND FIGHT MOBS. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Buildings Constructed:	44	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3